"Chinese" Songs, Vol. 1

These songs are not sung in Chinese. They are not by Chinese artists. They just have the word "Chinese" in their titles. Nothing more, nothing less. And there's more where these came from, too! Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Lake Malawi  ~  "Chinese Trees"

2)  Guns N' Roses  ~  "Chinese Democracy"

3)  Phoebe Bridgers  ~  "Chinese Satellite"

4)  M. Ward  ~  "Chinese Translation"

5)  Alison Gold  ~  "Chinese Food"  (Ladies and gentlemen, one of the stupidest "songs" ever written, and just as poorly performed. From the folks who brought us Rebecca Black's "Friday." So why should we expect any less?)

6)  Coldplay  ~  "Chinese Sleep Chant"

7)  Eric Idle  ~  "I Like Chinese"

8)  Philip Bailey  ~  "Walking On The Chinese Wall"

9)  Eric B. & Rakim  ~  "Chinese Arithmetic"

10)  George Formby  ~  "Chinese Laundry Blues"

11)  Jedi Mind Tricks  ~  "Chinese Water Torture"

12)  Ramones  ~  "Chinese Rock"

13)  Blur  ~  "Chinese Bombs"

14)  R.E.M.  ~  "Seven Chinese Brothers"

15)  MC Jin  ~  "Chinese New Year"

16)  The Pretenders  ~  "Boots Of Chinese Plastic"

17)  Queen  ~  "Chinese Torture"

18)  The Decemberists  ~  "My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist"

19)  Baltimora  ~  "Chinese Restaurant"

20)  Lily Allen  ~  "Chinese"

What "We Are," According To These Artists

If you were wondering what "we are," these artists have the answer for you. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Dua Lipa  ~  "We're Good"

2)  fun. ft. Janelle Monáe  ~  "We Are Young"

3)  U.S.A. for Africa  ~  "We Are The World"

4)  Queen  ~  "We Are The Champions"

5)  Empire Of The Sun  ~  "We Are The People"

6)  Sister Sledge  ~  "We Are Family"

7)  The Madden Brothers  ~  "We Are Done"

8)  The White Stripes  ~  "We're Going To Be Friends"

9)  Alicia Keys  ~  "We Are Here"

10)  Taylor Swift  ~  "We Are Never Getting Back Together"

11)  Kesha  ~  "We R Who We R"

12)  Bruce Springsteen  ~  "We Are Alive"

13)  Thompson Twins  ~  "We Are Detective"

14)  Sharon Van Etten  ~  "We Are Fine"

15)  The Wizard Of Oz Cast  ~  "We're Off To See The Wizard!"

16)  Avril Lavigne  ~  "We Are Warriors"

17)  Rita Coolidge  ~  "We're All Alone"

18)  Grand Funk Railroad  ~  "We're An American Band"

19)  The Calling  ~  "We Are Forgiven"

20)  Led Zeppelin  ~  "We're Gonna Groove"

21)  Twisted Sister  ~  "We're Not Gonna Take It"

22)  The Goo Goo Dolls  ~  "We Are The Normal"

23)  Iggy Pop  ~  "We Are The People"

24)  Steve Perry  ~  "We're Still Here"

25)  Billy Currington  ~  "We Are Tonight"

"Seven" Songs

This post may be called "Seven" Songs, but there's actually 32 of them. That just means there's more of them to love. Enjoy!  ~  JH



1)  Taylor Swift  ~  "Seven"

2)  Dave Matthews Band  ~  "Seven"

3)  Florence + The Machine  ~  "Seven Devils"

4)  Queen  ~  "Seven Seas Of Rhye"

5)  Alessia Cara  ~  "7 Days"

6)  Lukas Graham  ~  "7 Years"

7)  Fleetwood Mac  ~  "Seven Wonders"

8)  Youssou N'Dour ft. Neneh Cherry  ~  "7 Seconds"

9)  Ariana Grande  ~  "7 Rings"  (This song is an absolute affront to the "Sound of Music" tune upon which it's based. It's an unabashed anthem to hedonism. So why is it here? 'Cuz it's really catchy, that's why.)

10)  Morgan Wallen  ~  "7 Summers"

11)  Miley Cyrus  ~  "7 Things"

12)  Dean Lewis  ~  "7 Minutes"

13)  Toni Braxton  ~  "Seven Whole Days"

14)  Prince & The New Power Generation  ~  "7"

15)  Mary J. Blige ft. George Benson  ~  "Seven Days"

16)  Queens Of The Stone Age  ~  "3's & 7's"

17)  Rosanne Cash  ~  "Seven Year Ache"

18)  Sting  ~  "Seven Days"

19)  Laura Veirs  ~  "Seven Falls"

20)  AWOLNATION  ~  "Seven Sticks Of Dynamite"

21)  Sirenia  ~  "Seven Widows Weep"

22)  The White Stripes  ~  "Seven Nation Army"

23)  Catfish and the Bottlemen  ~  "7"

24)  Willie Nelson & Ray Charles  ~  "Seven Spanish Angels"

25)  Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark  ~  "Sailing On The Seven Seas"

26)  The Allman Brothers Band  ~  "Seven Turns"

27)  Echo and the Bunnymen  ~  "Seven Seas"

28)  Jamiroquai  ~  "Seven Days In Sunny June"

29)  R.E.M.  ~  "7 Chinese Brothers"

30)  The Clash  ~  "The Magnificent Seven"

31)  Sunny Day Real Estate  ~  "Seven"

32)  The Fratellis  ~  "Seven Nights Seven Days"

More Songs About Death

As promised, here's another jolly set of Songs About Death! You're welcome!  ~  JH



1)  NDGO  ~  "Passion Death"

2)  Sum 41  ~  "God Save Us All (Death To POP)"

3)  Alec Benjamin  ~  "Death Of A Hero"

4)  Giraffes? Giraffes!  ~  "Hug Of Death"

5)  Charlie Peacock  ~  "Death Trap"

6)  The Wolfgangs  ~  "Angel Of Death"

7)  CHVRCHES  ~  "Death Stranding"

8)  Queen  ~  "Death On Two Legs"

9)  Audrey Assad  ~  "Even Unto Death"

10)  Keith & Kristyn Getty ft. Matt Papa  ~  "Christ Our Hope In Life And Death"

11)  Fall Out Boy ft. Tommy Lee  ~  "Death Valley"

12)  The Neighbourhood  ~  "A Little Death"

13)  Red  ~  "Death Of Me"

14)  My Chemical Romance  ~  "It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Deathwish"

15)  North Point Worship ft. Seth Condrey  ~  "Death Was Arrested"

Popular Songs Of 1980, Vol. 2

Continuing with the Popular Songs of 1980, here's part 2 of 4. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Michael Jackson  ~  "Rock With You"

2)  Blondie  ~  "The Tide Is High"

3)  Queen  ~  "Another One Bites The Dust"

4)  Olivia Newton-John  ~  "Xanadu"

5)  Kenny Rogers  ~  "Coward Of The County"

6)  ABBA  ~  "Super Trouper"

7)  Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers  ~  "Refugee"

8)  Rough Trade  ~  "High School Confidential"

9)  George Jones  ~  "He Stopped Loving Her Today"

10)  Carole King  ~  "One Fine Day"

11)  Journey  ~  "Any Way You Want It"

12)  Donna Summer  ~  "On The Radio"

13)  Air Supply  ~  "All Out Of Love"

14)  Stephanie Mills  ~   "Never Knew Love Like This Before"

15)  Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band  ~  "Against The Wind"

16)  Crystal Gayle  ~  "If You Ever Change Your Mind"

17)  Ambrosia  ~  "Biggest Part Of Me"

18)  Dottie West  ~  "Lesson In Leavin'"

19)  The Doobie Brothers  ~  "Real Love"

20)  Cristy Lane  ~  "One Day At A Time"

21)  Ronnie Milsap  ~  "Smoky Mountain Rain"

22)  Barbara Mandrell ft. Randy Wright  ~  "Years"

23)  Waylon Jennings  ~  "I Ain't Living Long Like This"

24)  Anne Murray  ~  "Could I Have This Dance?"

25)  Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes  ~  "Don't Fall In Love With A Dreamer"