"Chinese" Songs, Vol. 1

These songs are not sung in Chinese. They are not by Chinese artists. They just have the word "Chinese" in their titles. Nothing more, nothing less. And there's more where these came from, too! Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Lake Malawi  ~  "Chinese Trees"

2)  Guns N' Roses  ~  "Chinese Democracy"

3)  Phoebe Bridgers  ~  "Chinese Satellite"

4)  M. Ward  ~  "Chinese Translation"

5)  Alison Gold  ~  "Chinese Food"  (Ladies and gentlemen, one of the stupidest "songs" ever written, and just as poorly performed. From the folks who brought us Rebecca Black's "Friday." So why should we expect any less?)

6)  Coldplay  ~  "Chinese Sleep Chant"

7)  Eric Idle  ~  "I Like Chinese"

8)  Philip Bailey  ~  "Walking On The Chinese Wall"

9)  Eric B. & Rakim  ~  "Chinese Arithmetic"

10)  George Formby  ~  "Chinese Laundry Blues"

11)  Jedi Mind Tricks  ~  "Chinese Water Torture"

12)  Ramones  ~  "Chinese Rock"

13)  Blur  ~  "Chinese Bombs"

14)  R.E.M.  ~  "Seven Chinese Brothers"

15)  MC Jin  ~  "Chinese New Year"

16)  The Pretenders  ~  "Boots Of Chinese Plastic"

17)  Queen  ~  "Chinese Torture"

18)  The Decemberists  ~  "My Mother Was A Chinese Trapeze Artist"

19)  Baltimora  ~  "Chinese Restaurant"

20)  Lily Allen  ~  "Chinese"

"Teenage" Songs

Do you know how many good songs with the word "Teenage" in their titles there are? Neither do I. But I found a bunch of the best ones and gathered them here for you. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Katy Perry  ~  "Teenage Dream"

2)  Letting Up Despite Great Faults  ~  "Teenage Tide"

3)  Tate McRae  ~  "Teenage Mind"

4)  Pussycat  ~  "Teenage Queenie"

5)  Veronica Falls  ~  "Teenage"

6)  Wheatus  ~  "Teenage Dirtbag"

7)  Alicia Keys  ~  "Teenage Love Affair"

8)  Chuck Lorre  ~  "Theme from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles"

9)  Martina McBride  ~  "Teenage Daughters"

10)  Sonic Youth  ~  "Teenage Riot"

11)  Slick Rick  ~  "Teenage Love"

12)  Cherry Glazerr  ~  "Teenage Girl"

13)  The Vaccines  ~  "Teenage Icon"

14)  Johnny Cash  ~  "Ballad Of A Teenage Queen"

15)  The Undertones  ~ "Teenage Kicks"

16)  Sweet  ~  "Teenage Rampage"

17)  One Direction  ~  "One Way Or Another (Teenage Kicks)"

18)  Neko Case  ~  "That Teenage Feeling"

19)  Palaye Royale  ~  "Teenage Heartbreak Queen"

20)  T. Rex  ~  "Teenage Dream"

21)  Adrian Lux  ~  "Teenage Crime"

22)  Daz Sampson  ~  "Teenage Life"

23)  Ramones  ~  "Teenage Lobotomy"

24)  David Bowie  ~  "Teenage Wildlife"

25)  Guided By Voices  ~  "Teenage FBI"

26)  St. Vincent  ~  "Teenage Talk"

27)  Ffion Atkinson  ~  "Teenage Spaceship"

BONUS TRACKS:  Every single song in this set (thus far) has had an accompanying music video or live footage. This is RARE! That being said, there were a half-dozen good songs that didn't have videos but were too good to be left out for that reason alone. So here they are...

The Cramps  ~  "I Was A Teenage Werewolf"

Rilo Kiley  ~  "Teenage Lovesong"

Yuna  ~  "Teenage Heartbreak"

The Wonder Years  ~  "Teenage Parents"

blink-182  ~  "Teenage Satellites"

Queens Of The Stone Age  ~  "I Was A Teenage Hand Model"

Songs About Daytime

I promised you Songs About Daytime, and here they are. You should probably thank me, but I won't blame you if you dont. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Kenny Rogers  ~  "Daytime Friends"

2)  EZTV  ~  "Daytime"

3)  Billy Idol  ~  "Daytime Drama"

4)  Bette Midler  ~  "Daytime Hustler"

5)  Funeral For A Friend  ~  "She Drove Me To Daytime Television"

6)  Ramones  ~  "Daytime Dilemma (Dangers Of Love)"

7)  Emma Moore  ~  "Daytime Black"

8)  Cat Stevens  ~  "Daytime"

9)  Bee Gees  ~  "Day Time Girl"

10)  Tristesse Contemporaine  ~  "Daytime Nighttime"

11)  Paul McCartney & Wings  ~  "Daytime Nighttime Suffering"

12)  Regina Richards & Red Hot  ~  "Daytime Dream"

13)  Sen Morimoto  ~  "Daytime But Darker"

14)  Doris Day  ~  "Love Me In The Daytime"

15)  Lunar Vacation  ~  "Daytime"

16)  Janne Selo & Superfly   ~  "Nightmares In The Daytime"

17)  Bonnie Tyler  ~  "Daytime Friends"  (Not the same song as the Kenny Rogers classic above.)

18)  Jane  ~  "Daytime"

19)  Jimmy Webb  ~  "Sleepin' In The Daytime"

20)  Ginger Wildheart  ~  "Drinking In The Daytime"

21)  Partner  ~  "Daytime TV"

22)  Exotic Animal Petting Zoo  ~  "Kaspar Hauser Could See The Stars In The Daytime"

23)  Spazzkid ft. Neon Bunny  ~  "Daytime Disco (Kero Kero Bonito Flip)"

24)  Lake Avernus  ~  "Daytime Television"

25)  Fresh  ~  "Daytime"

Songs About Affairs

I know what you're thinking, and it's NOT what I'm thinking! These songs are NOT about having an affair on one's spouse. They're mostly about innocent love affairs between people who have every right to be involved with each other. So chill out, and enjoy!  ~  JH



1)  Taylor Swift  ~  "Illicit Affairs"

2)  Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley  ~  "Affairs Of The Heart"

3)  Camera Obscura  ~  "Tears For Affairs"

4)  Rick Springfield  ~  "Affair Of The Heart"

5)  Tina Turner  ~  "Foreign Affair"

6)  Skylar Spence  ~  "Affairs"

7)  Jessica Simpson  ~  "A Public Affair"

8)  The Spinners  ~  "One Of A Kind Love Affair"

9)  Alicia Keys  ~  "Teenage Love Affair"

10)  Panic! At The Disco  ~  "Casual Affair"

11)  Sofi Tukker  ~  "Deja Vu Affair"

12)  Bryan Adams  ~  "One Night Love Affair"

13)  Donna Summer  ~  "Spring Affair"

14)  Ramones  ~  "Havana Affair"

15)  Mary J. Blige  ~  "Family Affair"

16)  B.B. King  ~  "Neighborhood Affair"

17)  Toni Braxton  ~  "Love Affair"

18)  Cliff Richard ft. Grazina Frame  ~  "A Swinging Affair"

19)  Paul Davis  ~  "'65 Love Affair"

20)  Paloma Faith  ~  "30 Minute Love Affair"

21)  George Michael  ~  "An Easier Affair"

22)  Chicago  ~  "Brand New Love Affair, Pt. I & II"

23)  Carrie Underwood  ~  "Choctaw County Affair"

24)  Tonic  ~  "Casual Affair"

25)  George Duke ft. Gabriela Anders  ~  "Brazilian Love Affair"

26)  Jody Watley  ~  "Affairs Of The Heart"

27)  Ben Howard  ~  "End Of The Affair"

28)  Client Liaison ft. Tina Arena  ~  "A Foreign Affair"

29)  Fleetwood Mac  ~  "Affairs Of The Heart"

30)  Of Montreal  ~  "Famine Affair"

31)  The Chills  ~  "Background Affair"

32)  Mike Oldfield ft. Maggie Reilly  ~  "Foreign Affair"

33)  Emerson, Lake, & Palmer  ~  "Affairs Of The Heart"

"Hop," "Skip," & "Jump" Songs

Here's a rousing collection of songs with the words "Hop," " Skip, " and/or "Jump" in their titles. Because I dunno why, that's why. Enjoy! ~ JH

1)  Danny & The Juniors  ~  "At The Hop"

2)  Henson Cargill  ~  "Skip A Rope"

3)  Kris Kross  ~  "Jump"

4)  Ramones  ~  "Cretin Hop"

5)  Olly Murs ft. Chiddy Bang  ~  "Heart Skips A Beat"

6)  House Of Pain  ~  "Jump Around"

7)  Bobby Darin  ~  "Queen Of The Hop"

8)  Cold War Kids  ~  "Skip The Charades"

9)  The Pointer Sisters  ~  "Jump (For My Love)"

10)  XTC  ~  "Life Begins At The Hop"

11)  Lenka  ~  "Heart Skips A Beat"

12)  Lion Babe ft. Childish Gambino  ~  "Jump Hi"

13)  Tegan and Sara  ~  "Hop A Plane / Superstar"

14)  Claire Guerreso & Deepend  ~  "I'm Just A Skipping Stone"

15)  Van Halen  ~  "Jump"

16)  Led Zeppelin  ~  "Misty Mountain Hop"

17)  Zara Larsson  ~  "Skipping A Beat"

18)  Taylor Swift  ~  "Jump Then Fall"

19)  Dead Kennedys  ~  "Hop With The Jet Set"

20)  Buck Owens and the Buckaroos  ~  "My Heart Skips A Beat"

21)  Molly Kate Kestner  ~  "Jump"

22)  Mississippi John Hurt  ~  "Hop Joint"

23)  The xx  ~  "Heart Skipped A Beat"

24)  Adore Delano  ~  "Jump The Gun"

25)  The Collins Kids  ~  "Hop, Skip, And Jump"