A Baker's Dozen Of Filthy Songs

Here's a brief, yet thoroughly filthy collection of filthy songs for your filthy enjoyment...

...Did I mention that the songs themselves aren't filthy in the least, they all just happen to have the word "Filthy" in their titles? Oh...my bad! APRIL FOOLS!  ~  JH

1)  Orianthi ft. Dave Stewart  ~  "Filthy Blues"

2)  Deaf Havana  ~  "Filthy Rotten Scoundrel"

3)  Elvis Costello & The Brodsky Quartet  ~  "Dear Sweet Filthy World"

4)  David Bowie  ~  "The Heart's Filthy Lesson"

5)  All Time Low  ~  "Keep The Change, You Filthy Animal"

6)  Horace Silver  ~  "Filthy McNasty"

7)  Melvins  ~  "A Vast Filthy Prison"

8)  Robyn Hitchcock  ~  "Filthy Bird"  (Song starts at 3:24…you're welcome!)

9)  Pink Floyd  ~  "Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert"

10)  Compact Pussycat  ~  "Filthy"

11)  Frank Zappa  ~  "Filthy Habits"

12)  Brightside  ~  "Filthy Bad Habit"

13)  AWOLNATION  ~  "Guilty Filthy Soul"

Songs About Your Mama

"Yo' Mama" jokes used to be all the rage way back when, though they tend to fall a little flat these days. However – as this collection of songs will attest – "Your Mama" songs never go out of style. As you will see here, your mama does not excel at dancing, won't like your boyfriend/girlfriend, is capable of being both shocked and rocked, and is in serious danger of being murdered by Frank Zappa's guitar. Sophisticated stuff here. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Scissor Sisters  ~  "Take Your Mama"

2)  Poison  ~  "Your Mama Don't Dance"

3)  Maggie Rose  ~  "I Ain't Your Mama"

4)  Frank Zappa  ~  "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama"

5)  Tanya Tucker  ~  "What's Your Mama's Name"

6)  Suzi Quatro  ~  "Your Mama Won't Like Me"

7)  a-ha  ~  "Between Your Mama And Yourself"

8)  Debbie Gibson  ~  "Shock Your Mama"

9)  Ten Years After  ~  "Rock Your Mama"

10)  Little Texas  ~  "Your Mama Won't Let Me"

11)  Norah Jones  ~  "Tell Yer Mama"

12)  Amber Dotson  ~  "I Ain't Your Mama"

13)  Spin Doctors  ~  "Yo' Mama's A Pajama"

14)  Vanessa Amorosi  ~  "Kiss Your Mama"

15)  The Vespers  ~  "Tell Your Mama"

Songs About Church…But Not Really

Here's a collection of songs that at first glance appear to be about church, but for the most part really aren't. Where do I get all these strange ideas from? I don't know. It's probably best not to ask. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Hozier  ~  "Take Me To Church"

2)  T-Pain ft. Teddy Verseti  ~  "Church"

3)  Little Big Town  ~  "Little White Church"

4)  The Dear Hunter  ~  "The Church And The Dime"

5)  Stanley Holloway  ~  "Get Me To The Church On Time"

6)  Culture Club  ~  "Church Of The Poison Mind"

7)  Sinead O'Connor  ~  "Take Me To Church"

8)  Roxette  ~  "Church Of Your Heart"

9)  Matt Nathanson  ~  "Church Clothes"

10)  Portugal. The Man  ~  "Church Mouth"

11)  Lyle Lovett and His Large Band  ~  "Church"

12)  Green Day  ~  "Church On Sunday"

13)  Porter Wagoner  ~  "Mother Church"

14)  The Jimi Hendrix Experience  ~  "Electric Church Red House"

15)  Alan Jackson & Patty Loveless  ~  "Monday Morning Church"

16)  Frank Zappa and Ensemble Modern  ~  "Be-Bop Tango (Of The Old Jazzmen's Church)"

17)  The Miracles Club  ~  "Church Song"

18)  The Streets  ~  "Never Went To Church"

19)  The Willows  ~  "Church Bells May Ring"

20)  Ben Harper and The Blind Boys Of Alabama  ~  "Church House Steps"

20 Songs With "Twenty" In The Title

I'll stop doing these posts one of these weeks, I promise. My wife is 20 weeks pregnant today, so here's 20 songs with "Twenty" (or "20") in their titles. There're some really good songs here, too! Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Robert Palmer  ~  "Twenty Million Things"

2)  Rufus Wainwright  ~  "Sonnet 20"

3)  The Civil Wars  ~  "20 Years"

4)  Robert Cray  ~  "Twenty"

5)  Zac Brown Band  ~  "Highway 20 Ride"

6)  Erykah Badu  ~  "20 Feet Tall"

7)  Placebo  ~  "Twenty Years"

8)  Kenny Rogers  ~  "Twenty Years Ago"

9)  Regina Spektor  ~  "20 Years Of Snow"

10)  Paul McCartney  ~  "Twenty Flight Rock"

11)  Bad Suns  ~  "Twenty Years"

12)  Lee Ann Womack  ~  "Twenty Years And Two Husbands Ago"

13)  Elvis Presley  ~  "Twenty Days And Twenty Nights"

14)  Deer Tick  ~  "Twenty Miles"

15)  Augustana  ~  "Twenty Years"

16)  Joss Stone  ~  "4 And 20"

17)  Making Movies  ~  "Twenty Years"

18)  George Benson  ~  "20/20"

19)  Gov't Mule  ~  "32-20 Blues"

20)  Frank Zappa  ~  "Twenty Small Cigars"