Also "Not" Songs

These are Also "Not" Songs. Which is to say they are, in fact, songs, but specifically "Not" Songs. Clear as mud? Good!  Now enjoy 'em already! ~ JH

1)  Katy Perry  ~  "Not Like The Movies"

2)  BTS  ~  "Not Today"

3)  Meredith Andrews  ~  "Not For A Moment (After All)"

4)  Jason Mraz  ~  "Not So Usual"

5)  Birdy  ~  "Not About Angels"

6)  Genesis  ~  "Not About Us"

7)  t.A.T.u.  ~  "Not Gonna Get Us"

8)  Meat Loaf  ~  "Not A Dry Eye In The House"

9)  Alicia Keys  ~  "Not Even The King"

10)  Maroon 5  ~  "Not Coming Home"

11)  Tegan and Sara  ~  "Not With You"

12)  INXS  ~  "Not Enough Time"

13)  Garbage  ~  "Not My Idea"

14)  Van Halen  ~  "Not Enough"

15)  Heather Nova  ~  "Not Only Human"

16)  Don Henley  ~  "Not Enough Love In The World"

17)  Anastacia  ~  "Not That Kind"

18)  Hootie & The Blowfish  ~  "Not Even The Trees"

19)  Skillet  ~  "Not Gonna Die"

20)  John Mayer  ~  "Not Myself"

21)  Bülow  ~  "Not A Love Song"

22)  Paul McCartney  ~  "Not Such A Bad Boy"

23)  Norah Jones  ~  "Not My Friend"

24)  Crowded House  ~  "Not The Girl You Think You Are"

25)  Tinie Tempah ft. Jess Glynne  ~  "Not Letting Go"

Songs About Pipes

I never knew there were so many enjoyable Songs About Pipes. But there are. And here they are. Please listen to them. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Nelly Furtado  ~  "Pipe Dreams"

2)  Mike Oldfield  ~  "Sailor's Horn Pipe"

3)  Four Year Strong  ~  "Bada Bing! Wit' A Pipe!"

4)  Joan McCracken  ~  "Pass That Peace Pipe"

5)  Suzanne Vega  ~  "Rusted Pipe"

6)  John Prine  ~  "Spanish Pipedream"

7)  Project 86  ~  "Pipe Dream"  (Nice face, dude! LOL!)

8)  The Shadows  ~  "Peace Pipe"

9)  Travis  ~  "Pipe Dreams"

10)  Christina Aguilera ft. XNDA  ~  "Pipe"

11)  Trampled By Turtles  ~  "Pipe Knot"

12)  Turnpike Troubadours  ~  "Pipe Bomb Dream"

13)  Duke Ellington  ~  "Toot Toot Tootie Toot (Dance Of The Reed-Pipes)"

14)  Babyshambles  ~  "Pipedown"

15)  Murray Head  ~  "Only A Pipe Dream"

16)  Cry Of Love  ~  "Peace Pipe"

17)  Guided By Voices  ~  "The Pipe Dreams Of Instant Prince Whippet"

18)  Paul McCartney  ~  "Pipes Of Peace"

19)  Soul Asylum  ~  "Pipe Dream"

20)  Weezer  ~  "Hash Pipe"

21)  David Allan Coe  ~  "My Father Smoked His Pipe"

22)  MxPx  ~  "Pipe Dreams"

23)  Count Basie  ~  "Peace Pipe"

24)  EELS  ~ "Rusty Pipes"

25)  Asleep At The Wheel  ~  "Pipe Dreams"

Songs About What "You Need"

I'm not sure how these songs get away with telling YOU, of all people, what YOU need. But that's – apparently – why they exist. Don't take my word for it, though. Check 'em out for yourself. Plenty of good tunes here, so I hope you will...enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Taylor Swift  ~  "You Need To Calm Down"

2)  Paul McCartney, Joe Cocker, Eric Clapton, & Rod Stewart  ~  "All You Need Is Love"  (Wow, what a lineup!)

3)  Candye Kane  ~  "You Need A Great Big Woman"  (Who doesn't?)

4)  Duran Duran  ~  "All You Need Is Now"

5)  The Jezabels  ~  "All You Need"

6)  Elton John  ~  "It's Me That You Need"

7)  Joey + Rory  ~  "All You Need Is Me"

8)  Alex Clare  ~  "Tell Me What You Need"

9)  BANKS  ~  "What You Need"

10)  INXS  ~  "What You Need"

11)  Wade Hayes & Megan Mullins  ~  "What You Need From Me"

12)  Jack Johnson  ~  "What You Thought You Need"

13)  Mariah Carey  ~  "Anytime You Need A Friend"

14)  Malcolm McLaren  ~  "You Need Hands"

15)  Against The Current  ~  "Something You Need"

16)  Ed Sheeran  ~  "You Need To Cut Your Hair"

17)  Shanice  ~  "You Need A Man"

18)  Rick Astley  ~  "Whenever You Need Somebody"

19)  Weyes Blood  ~  "Do You Need My Love?"

20)  Son Lux  ~  "The Fool You Need"

21)  Tina Turner  ~  "Whatever You Need"

22)  The Brevet  ~  "All You Need To Know"

23)  Jody Watley  ~  "I'm The One You Need"

24)  The Cardigans  ~  "I Need Some Fine Wine And You, You Need To Be Nicer"

25)  Oh Honey  ~  "Take All The Time You Need"

“Flaming” Songs

These songs are ON FIRE! Well, at the very least they’re “flaming.” Which could mean that they’re engulfed in flames, are bright orange or red in color, or are extraordinarily passionate about something. Some of the songs are simply about flames, whether of the hot and burning kind or of the metaphorical romantic kind. One of them is about Cheetos. Whatever you’re looking for in these songs, it’s probably here. So…enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Paul McCartney  ~  “Flaming Pie”

2)  David Guetta & Sia  ~  “Flames”

3)  Coheed and Cambria  ~  “Old Flames”

4)  Nat King Cole  ~  “My Flaming Heart”

5)  Miranda Lambert  ~  “Keeper Of The Flame”

6)  Reel Big Fish  ~  “Down In Flames”

7)  KISS  ~  “Flaming Youth”

8)  Bill Nelson  ~  “Flaming Desire”

9)  Patty Griffin  ~  “Flaming Red”

10)  BT  ~  “Flaming June”

11)  Paramore  ~  “Let The Flames Begin”

12)  Melanie Meriney  ~  “Flame”

13)  Foreigner  ~  “The Flame Still Burns”

14)  Dr. John  ~  “The Flaming Sword”

15)  Bec Sandridge  ~  “In The Fog, In The Flame”

16)  Vitamin Z  ~  “Burning Flame”

17)  Vena Cava & Project Veresen ft. Raya  ~  "Flames"

18)  Tinashe  ~  “Flame”

19)  Clairo  ~  “Flaming Hot Cheetos”

20)  Kesha ft. Dolly Parton  ~  “Old Flames (Can’t Hold A Candle To You)”  (Raise your hand if you saw this collaboration coming. Yeah, me neither.)