"Fat" Songs

As promised, here's the follow-up to the previous post – it's a collection of songs with the word "Fat" in their titles. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  "Weird Al" Yankovic  ~  "Fat"

2)  Queen  ~  "Fat Bottomed Girls"

3)  Violent Femmes  ~  "Fat"

4)  The Fat Boys  ~  "Fat Boys"

5)  Jewel  ~  "Fat Boy"

6)  David Gilmour  ~  "Fat Old Sun"

7)  Jethro Tull  ~  "Fat Man"

8)  Robbie Williams  ~  "No One Likes A Fat Pop Star"

9)  Amy Grant  ~  "Fat Baby"

10)  Little Feat  ~  "Fat Man In The Bathtub"

11)   Fats Domino  ~  "The Fat Man"

12)  Tori Amos  ~  "Fat Slut" / "Bliss"  (BLOGGER'S NOTE: The first song in this two-song medley is neither malicious nor offensive in context. Rather, it's an outraged response to someone being called this despicable name.)

13)  Randy Newman  ~  "Davy The Fat Boy"

14)  Spin Doctors  ~  "Big Fat Funky Booty"

15)  Bette Midler  ~  "Fat As I Am"

Songs About Shoes

Do you ever find yourself wondering: Wow, what will he think up next? Well, this is it. Sorry it wasn't something more exciting. Apologies to Elvis fans, but "Blue Suede Shoes" isn't here. I posted that song just a few days ago in my "Blue" songs collection, and I didn't want to repeat it this quickly. Still, though, I think you'll enjoy these! If not, there's a 100% money-back guarantee. You get back every cent you paid to listen.  ~  JH

1)  Paolo Nutini  ~  "New Shoes"  (Sorry about the poor quality of the video – apparently, this is the best version available. Good song, though!)

2)  You Me At Six  ~  "If I Were In Your Shoes"

3)  Kate Bush  ~  "The Red Shoes"

4)  Kenny Chesney  ~  "No Shoes, No Shirts, No Problems"

5)  Paul Simon  ~  "Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes"

6)  Tanita Tikaram  ~  "Dust On My Shoes"

7)  Depeche Mode  ~  "Walking In My Shoes"

8)  Lorrie Morgan  ~  "Out Of Your Shoes"

9)  Adam Ant  ~  "Goody Two Shoes"

10)  Murphy Lee  ~  "My Shoes"  (This song – and all of the visual and lyrical messages it portrays – is a perfect example of what's wrong with mainstream hip-hop and its culture. It's all about status – how big your rims are, what kind of shoes you wear, how many chains you're rocking, and blah, blah, blah! Talk about something that really matters for a change! That's why I listen to Christian rap!)

11)  Bif Naked  ~  "Tango Shoes"

12)  Montgomery Gentry  ~  "Hillbilly Shoes"

13)  The Virginmarys  ~  "Dead Man's Shoes"

14)  Mighty Sparrow  ~  "Dancing Shoes"

15)  Randy Travis  ~  "An Old Pair Of Shoes"

16)  Lawrence Arabia  ~  "Travelling Shoes"

17)  Sarah McLachlan  ~  "In Your Shoes"

18)  Robbie Williams  ~  "Shine My Shoes"

"Stupid" Songs

In light of last Friday's promise of a one-week sabbatical from "Opposites" music posts, this is not one of those. This IS a small collection of songs with "Stupid" in the title, but there isn't a counterpart post of "Smart" or "Intelligent" songs in the works. So rest easy, and enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman  ~  "Somethin' Stupid"

2)  P!nk  ~  "Stupid Girls"

3)  Garbage  ~  "Stupid Girl"

4)  "Weird Al" Yankovic  ~  "Dare To Be Stupid"

5)  Darren Hayes  ~  "Stupid Mistake"

6)  Shania Twain  ~  "Don't Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)"

7)  Cold  ~  "Stupid Girl"

8)  Sarah Buxton ft. Jedd Hughes  ~  "Stupid Boy"

9)  Framing Hanley  ~  "You Stupid Girl"

10)  Saving Abel  ~  "Stupid Girl (Only In Hollywood)"