Here's the latest in my ill-conceived yet oddly rewarding series of posts featuring songs about Things You Would Never Want To Happen To You. Of course, most if not all of the strangling herein is figurative, not literal. Because that would just be sick, right? Enjoy! ~ JH
1) My Morning Jacket ~ “Strangulation”
2) Four Star Mary ~ “Strangled”
3) The Maccabees ~ “Hearts That Strangle”
4) Bang Bang ~ “Strangled Love”
5) The Moonlandingz ft. Rebecca Lucy Taylor ~ “The Strangle Of Anna” (There's no other way to describe it. This music video is profoundly odd. Profoundly.)
6) DefineD ~ “Strangled”
7) Therapy? ~ “The Head That Tried To Strangle Itself”
8) Citizen Zero ~ “Strangle Hold”
9) Strays At Home ~ “Strangled”
10) Burning Core ~ “Don’t Strangle The Child”
11) Goodwines ~ “Heart To Strangle”
12) Eldest 11 ~ “The Strangle”
13) Eisenhower Field Day ~ “Strangle The Days”
14) Holliava ~ “Strangle”
15) Brother Firetribe ~ “Strangled”
16) Little Red Lung ~ “Strangling Tree”
17) Casino Shanghai ~ “Strangling Me (With Your Love)”
18) Calla ~ “Strangler”
19) Ron “Bumblefoot” Thal ~ “Strangles”
20) The Cardboard Crowns ~ “Strangle”