Songs About Bumps & Bruises, Vol. 1

This has been a week full of one-off posts, so why not end it with a miniseries?Here's part 1 of 2 featuring songs with the words "Bump" or "Bruise" (or their derivatives) in their titles. Be careful out there...and enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Ed Sheeran  ~  “Small Bump”

2)  Natasha Bedingfield  ~  “I Bruise Easily”

3)  Gilbert O’Sullivan  ~  “Things That Go Bump In The Night”

4)  Maria Mena  ~  “A Few Small Bruises”

5)  Deer Tick  ~  “The Bump”

6)  Emma-Lee  ~  “Bruise Easy”

7)  Rebelution  ~  “Bump”

8)  Sylvan Esso  ~  “Dreamy Bruises”

9)  Erik Hassle  ~  Bump In The Road”

10)  Chairlift  ~  “Bruises”

11)  Right Said Fred  ~  “Bumped”

12)  Lyra Brown  ~  “Cheek & Bruise”

13)  Tommy SpaSe & The Alchemists  ~  “Things That Go Bump In The Night”

14)  Nine Inch Nails  ~  “Hand Covers Bruise”

15)  Ellie Rose  ~  “Speed Bump”

16)  The Flatliners  ~  “I Count Your Bruises”

17)  Asleep At The Wheel  ~  “Bump, Bounce, Boogie”

18)  Derek Webb & Page CXVI  ~  “Pressing On The Bruise”

19)  Baby Blue  ~  “Bump”

20)  Lit  ~  “Lipstick And Bruises”

Songs About Idiots

This... Because who doesn't love a good song about an idiot? Much less, twenty of em! Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Green Day  ~  “American Idiot”

2)  La-Ventura  ~  “Song For An Idiot”

3)  Bob Dylan  ~  “Idiot Wind”

4)  Neil Innes  ~  “How Sweet To Be An Idiot”

5)  Jimmy Fallon  ~  “Idiot Boyfriend”

6)  Nonpoint  ~  “Generation Idiot”

7)  Meat Puppets  ~  “I’m A Mindless Idiot”

8)  Mike Doughty  ~  “The Idiot Kings”

9)  Frank Turner  ~  “Reasons Not To Be An Idiot”

10)  Sille Nilsson  ~  “Idiot”

11)  Paul Dempsey  ~  “Idiot Oracle”

12)  The :Egocentrics  ~  “Blissful Idiot”

13)  They Might Be Giants  ~  “Museum Of Idiots”

14)  So Much Light  ~  “Idiot Soul”

15)  TV On The Radio  ~  “Happy Idiot”

16)  Jack & Jill  ~  “I’m An Idiot”

17)  Ron Sexsmith  ~  “Idiot Boy”

18)  Heavy Hand  ~  “Idiot”

19)  The Hives  ~  “Walk Idiot Walk”

20)  Goldheart Assembly  ~  “The Idiot”

BONUS TRACK:  “Weird Al” Yankovic ft. Portugal. The Man  ~  “Canadian Idiot”

“Couple” Songs

Here's more than a couple of songs with the word "Couple" in their titles. Because...well, I don't actually know why. Who cares? Simply enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Waylon Jennings  ~  “A Couple More Years”

2)  Huey Lewis & The News  ~  “Couple Days Off”

3)  Kris Lager Band  ~  “Couple Skate”

4)  Chrisette Michele  ~  “A Couple Of Forevers”

5)  Girls In Hawaii  ~  “Couples On TV”

6)  Bing Crosby & Fred Astaire  ~  “A Couple Of Song And Dance Men”

7)  Observe & Control  ~  “Couple Ambitions”

8)  Maggie Lindemann  ~  “Couple Of Kids”

9)  Belle & Sebastian  ~  “Perfect Couples”

10)  Drive Darling  ~  “Couple Of Times”

11)  Failures Of Modern Science  ~  “Couple Of Kids”

12)  Mamamoo  ~  “Double Trouble Couple”  (I’ve no clue what she’s singing about – but don’t it sound pretty?)

13)  Bill Amos  ~  “Just A Couple More Miles”

14)  The Whigs  ~  “A Couple Of Kids”

15)  Soul Jazz Express  ~  “Couple A Brownies”

16)  Morcheeba ft. Kurt Wagner  ~  “What New York Couples Fight About”

17)  Erik James  ~  “The Western Couple”

18)  Campfire Cassettes  ~  “Couple Of The Year”

19)  Tom Healey Band  ~  “Couple Down The Hall”

20)  Fred Astaire & Judy Garland  ~  “A Couple Of Swells”

21)  No Trespassing  ~  “A Couple In The Photo”

22)  Robert Ellis  ~  “Couples Skate”

23)  Kate Weekes, Boyd Benjamin, & Keitha Clark  ~  “Eight Couple”

24)  Kaleo  ~  “A Couple Of Roads”

25)  Hilken Mancini & Chris Colbourn  ~  “Couple Of Weeks”

Songs About Swearing

If you think this is a bunch of songs with swear words in them, it's not what you think. If you think it's a bunch of songs with "Swear" (or one of its derivatives) in their titles, you're spot on. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  All-4-One  ~  “I Swear”

2)  John Mark McMillan  ~  “Love You Swore”

3)  Gladys Knight & The Pips  ~  “Daddy Could Swear, I Declare”

4)  Jimmy Beaumont and the Skyliners  ~  “This I Swear”

5)  Sheena Easton  ~  “Swear”

6)  Stars  ~  “Today Will Be Better, I Swear!”

7)  Kim Wilde  ~  “This I Swear”

8)  Denai Moore  ~  “I Swore”

9)  Frankie Valli  ~  “Swearin’ To God”

10)  Tep No  ~  “Swear Like A Sailor”

11)  Wyclef Jean ft. Young Thug  ~  “I Swear”

12)  Being As An Ocean  ~  “The Hardest Part Is Forgetting Those You Swore You Would Never Forget”  (This is not a style of music I normally enjoy, but this was really good.)

13)  Mayday Parade  ~  “I Swear This Time I Mean It”

14)  St. Grandson  ~  “I Swear, I Want”

15)  Westlife  ~  “Swear It Again”

16)  You Me At Six  ~  “Swear”

17)  Michael Peterson  ~  “Drink, Swear, Steal, & Lie”

18)  Kirsty MacColl  ~  “There’s A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He’s Elvis”

19)  Hellogoodbye  ~  “Swear You’re In Love”

More Songs About Zombies & Brains

This...because just ONE post featuring Songs About Zombies & Brains wasn't enough. But more than two would be too many. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Green Day  ~  “Brain Stew/Jaded”

2)  Buck 65  ~  “Zombie Delight”

3)  The Kills  ~  “Fried My Little Brains”

4)  Anvil  ~  “Zombie Apocalypse”

5)  Pearl Jam  ~  “Brain Of J”

6)  The Hooters  ~  “All You Zombies”

7)  Ezra Furman & The Boyfriends  ~  “Can I Sleep In Your Brain?”

8)  Natalia Kills  ~  “Zombie”

9)  Suicidal Tendencies  ~  “Trip At The Brain”

10)  Radiation City  ~  “Zombies”

11)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Love Yer Brain”

12)  Levitika  ~  “Zombie Barbie”

13)  Thomas Dolby  ~  “My Brain Is Like A Sieve”

14)  Stephanie Mabey  ~  “The Zombie Song”

15)  Beck  ~  “Cold Brains”

16)  Lost In Atlantis  ~  “Zombie Love”

17)  Nada Surf  ~  “Zen Brain”

18)  Evidence Project  ~  “Zombie”

19)  Therapy?  ~  “Gimme Back My Brain”

20)  Day Wave  ~  “Total Zombie”

21)  Frank Zappa & The Mothers Of Invention  ~  “Who Are The Brain Police?”

22)  Ramonda Hammer  ~  “Zombie Sweater”

23)  Buckethead  ~  “Frozen Brains Tell No Tales”

24)  Guy Sebastian  ~  “The Zombie”

25)  Ringo Starr  ~  “Wrack My Brain”