Songs About Crayons & Androgyny

These two words have absolutely nothing to do with each other. So why bother posting songs featuring these words in their titles? That’s a good question. I’ll have to ask the person in charge here the next time I see him.  ~  JH

1)  G-Dragon  ~  “Crayon”

2)  Annie Ellicott  ~  “Goddess Androgyny”

3)  Wild Beasts  ~  “The Devil’s Crayon”

4)  Laura Jane Grace, Miley Cyrus, & Joan Jett  ~  “Androgynous”

5)  Michael Franks  ~  “Crayon Sun (Safe At Home)”

6)  Pasional Orquesta ft. Ekaterina Lebedeva & Alex Krupnikov  ~  “Androgyne”

7)  Donna Summer ft. Ziggy Marley  ~  “Crayons”

8)  The Shakes  ~  “Androgynous”

9)  Duende  ~  “Lapices de Colores”  (For those of you who can’t read Spanish – get to work on that, by the way – this title translates to “Crayons.”)

10)  Garbage  ~  “Androgyny”

11)  Gas Station Disco  ~  “Crayon Marks”

12)  Audra  ~  “In All Our Androgyny”

13)  Glori Belle  ~  “The Crayon Box Song”

14)  Glam Skanks  ~  “Miss Androgynous”

15)  Feli  ~  “Creioane Colorate”  (This title also translates to “Crayons” – on the off chance that you can’t read Romanian either.)

16)  Spouse  ~  “Androgynous”

17)  Michael Lowman  ~  “Crayon Boxes”

18)  Jacqueline Humbert & David Rosenboom  ~  “Androgyny”

19)  Jillette Johnson  ~  “Box Of Crayons”

20)  Nicos Gun  ~  “Androgyny”

Songs About Raining, Pouring, Old Men, & Snoring

Where I live, today was a nasty, rainy day. As a result, there are these songs. Do with them what you will. And enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Guns N’ Roses  ~  “November Rain”

2)  Skylar Stecker  ~  “Let It Pour”

3)  Paul Robeson  ~  “Ol’ Man River”

4)  Veronica Born  ~  “Don’t Snore”

5)  Garbage  ~  “Only Happy When It Rains”

6)  Def Leppard  ~  “Pour Some Sugar On Me”

7)  George Jones  ~  “The Old Man No One Loves”

8)  Will Pan ft. Rainie Yang  ~  “Snore”

9)  The Weather Girls  ~  “It’s Raining Men”

10)  Vintage Culture & Adam K  ~  “Pour Over”

11)  John Fogerty  ~  “The Old Man Down The Road”

12)  Grant Lee Buffalo  ~  “America Snoring”

13)  Mariah Carey  ~  “Through The Rain”

14)  Crowded House  ~  “Pour Le Monde”  (Yeah, I know this one’s sort of cheating since “Pour” here is a French word with an entirely different meaning – whatever that may be, I don’t speak French. But good “Pour” songs are hard to come by, so there ya go…)

15)  Anika Moa  ~  “My Old Man”

16)  Dervish  ~  “Snoring Biddy”

17)  Bruno Mars  ~  “It Will Rain”

18)  Benga ft. Marlene  ~  “Pour Your Love”

19)  Neil Young  ~  “Old Man”

20)  Kevin Focus ft. Steve Aoki  ~  “Less Is Snore”

21)  Carpenters  ~  “Rainy Days And Mondays”

22)  Céline Dion  ~  “Pour Que Tu M’Aimes Encore”  (Yep, it’s me cheating again by selecting a song with the French word “Pour” which doesn’t mean “pour,” as in to drain something of its liquid. What’s your point?)

23)  Hootie & The Blowfish  ~  “Old Man & Me”

24)  3 Feet Smaller  ~  “Snore”

25)  Zoe G  ~  “It’s Raining, It’s Pouring”  (A creepy version of a classic nursery rhyme just in time for Halloween. You’re SO welcome!)

Songs About Growing Up

Most of these are Songs About Growing Up. Some of them are about not growing up, or at least not wanting to. Either way, the theme remains the same. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Ramones  ~  “I Don’t Want To Grow Up”

2)  Paramore  ~  “Grow Up”

3)  Dillon Chase  ~  “Grow Up”

4)  Taylor Swift  ~  “Never Grow Up”

5)  Olly Murs  ~  “Grow Up”

6)  Fever Ray  ~  “When I Grow Up”

7)  Waylon Jennings  ~  “Mammas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys”

8)  Bebe Rexha  ~  “I Don’t Wanna Grow Up”

9)  Foreigner  ~  “Growing Up The Hard Way”

10)  The Pussycat Dolls  ~  “When I Grow Up”

11)  Phil Lynott ft. John Sykes  ~  “Growing Up”

12)  Carrie Underwood  ~  “Little Girl, Don’t Grow Up Too Fast”

13)  Jimmy Buffett  ~  “Growing Older But Not Up”

14)  Priscilla Ahn  ~  “When You Grow Up”

15)  Bruce Springsteen  ~  “Growin’ Up”

16)  Garbage  ~  “When I Grow Up”

17)  Tony Danza  ~  “I Don’t Remember Ever Growing Up”  (Yes, THAT Tony Danza! And he’s pretty good!)

18)  Shirley Temple  ~  “When I Grow Up”

19)  Peter Gabriel  ~  “Growing Up”

20)  Maddie & Tae  ~  “Downside Of Growing Up”

21)  Simple Plan  ~  “Grow Up”  (I don’t understand all the French speaking at the beginning, but – no worries – the song itself is in English.)

22)  Una Healy  ~  “Grow Up Not Old”

23)  Joey + Rory  ~  “Someday When I Grow Up”

24)  Paolo Nutini ft. The Vipers  ~  “Growing Up Beside You”

25)  Roberta Flack & Michael Jackson  ~  “When We Grow Up”

“Stupid” Songs

As cynical and sarcastic as I've always been, I was shocked to find that I've never posted a collection exclusively consisting of "Stupid" Songs previously. Until now... Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman  ~  “Somethin’ Stupid”

2)  Madeline Juno  ~  “Stupid Girl”

3)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “Dare To Be Stupid”

4)  My Crazy Girlfriend  ~  “Crazy Stupid Love”

5)  P!nk  ~  “Stupid Girls”

6)  Aston Merrygold  ~  “Get Stupid”

7)  Garbage  ~  “Stupid Girl”

8)  Melanie C  ~  “Stupid Game”

9)  Pet Shop Boys  ~  “I’m With Stupid”

10)  Lisa Stansfield  ~  “Stupid Heart”

11)  Darren Hayes  ~  “Stupid Mistake”

12)  Mandy Moore  ~  “Stupid Cupid”

13)  Waterparks  ~  “Stupid For You”

14)  Girl Ray  ~  “Stupid Things”

15)  Babyface  ~  “Sorry For The Stupid Things”

16)  Inas X ft. PnB Rock  ~  “Stupid”

17)  Daniel Powter  ~  “Stupid Like This”

18)  Shania Twain  ~  “Don’t Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)”

19)  Framing Hanley  ~  “You Stupid Girl”

20)  Sparks  ~  “Everybody’s Stupid”  (Can I just make this the new theme song of my life? ’Cuz…yeah.)

Songs About Boyfriends & Girlfriends

Here's a bunch of Songs About Boyfriends & Girlfriends for your listening enjoyment. I know you'll totally "ship" them. (I probably just used that slang completely wrong. But whatevs.) Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Lissie  ~  “Boyfriend”

2)  Bobby Brown  ~  “Girlfriend”

3)  Tegan and Sara  ~  “Boyfriend”

4)  Heavy D  ~  “Long Distance Girlfriend”

5)  The Angels  ~  “My Boyfriend’s Back”

6)  No Doubt  ~  “Ex-Girlfriend”

7)  The Bilinda Butchers  ~  “Boyfriend”

8)  Phoenix  ~  “Girlfriend”

9)  Tracy Bonham  ~  “Devil’s Got  Your Boyfriend”

10)  Anderson East  ~  “Girlfriend”

11)  Lauren Alaina  ~  “Next Boyfriend”

12)  *NSYNC  ~  “Girlfriend”

13)  Ashlee Simpson  ~  “Boyfriend”

14)  Barenaked Ladies  ~  “Alternative Girlfriend”

15)  Natasha Kmeto  ~  “I Thought You Had A Boyfriend”

16)  Avril Lavigne  ~  “Girlfriend”

17)  Justin Bieber  ~  “Boyfriend”

18)  Kate Morgan  ~  “Boys With Girlfriends”

19)  Garbage  ~  “Bad Boyfriend”

20)  Matthew Sweet  ~  “Girlfriend”

21)  Jimmy Fallon  ~  “Idiot Boyfriend”

22)  Marie Digby  ~  “Girlfriend”

23)  Everything Everything  ~  “MY KZ, UR BF”  (aka “My Keys, Your Boyfriend”)

24)  Pebbles  ~  “Girlfriend”

25)  Black Kids  ~  “I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You”