Are you listening? I need your undivided attention for a sec. These are Songs About Focus. You think you can do that for a few minutes? I know, it's hard, and I struggle, too. But these songs are (for the most part, at least) worth it! Enjoy! ~ JH
1) Ariana Grande ~ "Focus"
2) Mick Jagger ~ "Out Of Focus"
3) Annah Mac ~ "Focus"
4) Ashanti ~ "Focus"
5) Ida Hawk ~ "Out Of Focus"
6) Chelsea Cutler ~ "Out Of Focus"
7) Allie X ~ "Focus"
8) LIGHTS ~ "Frame And Focus"
9) Ioanna Gika ~ "Out Of Focus"
10) Ryan Keen ~ "Focus"
11) K.Flay ~ "Stop, Focus"
12) Jacob Whitesides ~ "Focus"
13) Indigó ~ "Focus Point"
14) Alek Thellend ~ "Out Of Focus"
15) Kari Kimmel ~ "Out Of Focus"
16) Thievery Corporation ft. Roots & Zee ~ "Focus On Sight"
Here's another cacophonous collection of Weird Christmas Songs to baffle, befuddle, and boggle the mind. Enjoy? ~ JH
1) Mr. Christmas ~ “It’s Christmas Everyday!” (Not a bad song, actually. But he is one weird guy!)
2) Tarrus Riley ~ “Crime-Free Christmas” (It’s the least any of us could wish for, right?)
3) Leroy Carr ~ “Christmas In Jail – Ain’t That A Pain?” (Yeah, I can imagine that it would be.)
4) Manila Luzon & Alaska ~ “Working Holiday” (Anyone who’s ever worked in retail can relate to this one.)
5) Advance Base ~ “Christmas In Nightmare City” (Well, that certainly puts me in the Christmas spirit…)
6) The Merry Macs ~ “Christmas Cha Cha Cha” (Put on your dancing shoes!)
7) Shonen Knife ~ “Sweet Christmas” (This almost doesn’t qualify as weird enough, but it’s awfully close so here it is.)
8) Ryland Adams ~ “A Clickbait Christmas” (Made ya look!)
9) Christmas In The Stars ~ “R2-D2, We Wish You A Merry Christmas” (Droids need Christmas love, too.)
10) Jon Lajoie ~ “The Best Christmas Song” (There’s a bit of false advertising going on here...)
11) Rhett & Link ft. Hannah Hart, Grace Helbig, Benny Fine, & DeStorm ~ “Christmas Face” (These just keep getting better!)
12) Cyndi Lauper ~ “Minnie And Santa” (Too much information, Cyndi…)
13) CeeLo Green & The Muppets ~ “All I Need Is Love” (Kermit trying to speak hip-hop to CeeLo is everything.)
14) The Marcels ~ “Merry Twistmas” (Well, why not?)
15) H.E.R. ~ “Psychedelic Christmas” (Trippy!)
16) Portland Youth Philharmonic ~ “Bassoon It Will Be Christmas” (This is, essentially, an instrumental medley of well-known Christmas songs. What's unique is that the featured instrument here is a bassoon. While quite beautiful to listen to, it’s still pretty darn weird if you ask me!)
17) Wengie ~ “Ugly Christmas Sweater” (An ode to ugly. I love it!)
18) The Kinks ~ “Father Christmas” (You have to see it to believe it!)
19) T. Rex ~ “Christmas Bop” (Hope you still have your dancing shoes on…)
20) Basshunter ~ “Jingle Bells (Bass)” (Merry Bassmas to all, and to all a good beat.)
21) Pearl Bailey ~ “C’est Magnifique” / “Five Pound Box Of Money” (The second song here – which is the Christmas-themed one – starts around the 4:15 mark. But the whole video is golden!)
22) Johnny Bower ft. Little John & The Rinky Dinks ~ “Honky The Christmas Goose” (This may be the only time the word “honky” will ever appear on my blog without being followed by the word “tonk.”)
23) Chris De Burgh ~ “A Spaceman Came Traveling” (Let’s take the traditional Christmas story and set it out in outer space, they said. It’ll be great, they said. And actually, it kinda is…)
24) Showaddywaddy ~ “Hey, Mr. Christmas” (The greatest thing about this song might very well be the name of the artist.)
25) Fountains Of Wayne ~ “I Want An Alien For Christmas” (Ooh, me too, me too!)
