Songs About Chumps

Merriam-Webster defines a "chump" as a stupid or foolish person who is easily tricked. "Chump change," a phrase which appears multiple times here, is defined as a relatively small or insignificant amount of money. That's basically what these songs are all about. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Green Day  ~  "Chump"

2)  Quincy Jones  ~  "Chump Change"

3)  Frank Zappa  ~  "Suicide Chump"

4)  Holiday Ghosts  ~  "Chumps"

5)  The Murph  ~  "Chump"

6)  Butterglory  ~  "Chump Or Champ?"

7)  Radioinactive  ~  "Chump"

8)  Spirit Of The Beehive  ~  "Chump"

9)  Blackbutton  ~  "Chump"

10)  Albert King  ~  "Chump Change"

11)  Big Business  ~  "Chump Chance"

12)  The New Pornographers  ~  "Chump Change"

13)  Scott Ainslie  ~  "Chump Man Blues"

14)  Jawbox  ~  "Chump"

15)  Reefeater  ~  "Chump"

16)  Sammy Hagar & The Circle  ~  "Full Circle Jam (Chump Change)"

17)  Tetsuians  ~  "Chump Change"

18)  Hercules Original Motion Picture Soundtrack  ~  "All Time Chump"

19)  East Of Youth  ~  "Chump"

20)  Ricky Nelson  ~  "Chump Change Romeo"

21)  Klaus  ~  "Chump"

22)  Gang Starr  ~  "Execution Of A Chump"

23)  The Missouri River Cultural Conservancy  ~  "Chump Change"

24)  Little Charlie & The Nightcats  ~  "Dump That Chump"

25)  Pitchshifter  ~  "Chump Change"

"Assault" & "Battery" Songs

I have to be kidding you, right? These songs are *actually* about physically harming someone? No, not really. Well...most of them aren't, at least. But they all do have either the words "Assault" or "Battery" (or in many cases, both) in their titles. So there's that... Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Genesis  ~  “Robbery, Assault, And Battery”

2)  Blur  ~  “Battery In Your Leg”

3)  John Carpenter  ~  “Assault On Precinct 13 (Main Title)”

4)  Joan Osborne  ~  “Bury Me On The Battery”

5)  Empyray  ~  “Assault”

6)  Metallica  ~  “Battery”

7)  Words From Willis  ~  “Silent Assault”

8)  Pitchshifter  ~  “Dead Battery”

9)  Howard Jones  ~  “Assault And Battery”

10)  Mac McCaughan  ~  “Box Batteries”

11)  Michael Schenker Group  ~  “Assault Attack”

12)  Stornoway  ~  “We Are The Battery Human”

13)  Ride  ~  “Charm Assault”

14)  Fleet Foxes  ~  “Battery Kinzie”

15)  Moulettes  ~  “Assault”

16)  Millencolin  ~  “Battery Check”

17)  Hawkwind  ~  “Assault & Battery”

18)  Jethro Tull  ~  “Batteries Not Included”

19)  Blasted Mechanism  ~  “New Assault”

20)  Les Dudek  ~  “Assault And Battery”