More Songs About Waiting

Approximately three months ago, I posted a set of Songs About Waiting. While I didn't tell you that there would eventually be more of these, there actually are. If you were waiting all this time for them, your wait is over. If you weren't waiting for them at all, consider this post an unexpected pleasure. Or something like that. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Nelly Furtado  ~  “Waiting For The Night”

2)  Kian  ~  “Waiting”

3)  Bananarama  ~  “Robert De Niro’s Waiting”

4)  Zack Hemsey  ~  “Waiting Between Worlds”

5)  Chris Norman  ~  “Waiting”

6)  MonaLisa Twins ft. John Sebastian  ~  “Waiting For The Waiter”

7)  Jake Bugg ft. Noah Cyrus  ~  “Waiting”

8)  Vök  ~  “Waiting”

9)  Brad Paisley  ~  “Waitin’ On A Woman”

10)  Kelela  ~  “Waitin’”

11)  Buck Owens & The Buckaroos  ~  “Waitin’ In Your Welfare Line”

12)  Nadro ft. Veronica Bravo & Timmy Commerford  ~  “Waiting For You”

13)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Waitin’ For Superman (Is It Getting Heavy?)"

14)  Nickless  ~  “Waiting”

15)  Heavy D & The Boyz  ~  “Got Me Waiting”

16)  Remady & Manu L  ~  “Waiting For”

17)  Wye Oak  ~  “Watching The Waiting”

18)  Kris Menace ft. Black Hills  ~  “Waiting For You”

19)  Future Islands  ~  “Seasons (Waiting On You)”

20)  Me & My  ~  “Waiting”

21)  New Order  ~  “Waiting For The Sirens Call”

22)  Oliver Heldens & Throttle  ~  “Waiting”

23)  Greyson Chance  ~  “Waiting Outside The Lines”

24)  Unlike Pluto ft. Joanna Jones  ~  “Waiting For You”

25)  Cr3on x Lost Capital  ~  “Are You Waiting”

Songs About Being Hypnotized, Vol. 2

You thought you were done with "Hypnosis" Songs yesterday, did you? Maybe that's just what I wanted you think!?!? Focus your mind on this brand-new set of songs...and enjoy! When I snap my fingers, you might cluck like a chicken. I make no guarantees.  ~  JH

1)  Bananarama  ~  “Look On The Floor (Hypnotic Tango)”

2)  Simple Minds  ~  “Hypnotised”

3)  The Day We Left Earth  ~  “Highway Hypnosis”

4)  The Gin Pennies  ~  “Hypnotized”

5)  Damien Rice  ~  “Hypnosis”

6)  Xenia  ~  “Hypnotized”

7)  They Might Be Giants  ~  “Hypnotist Of Ladies”

8)  SPL  ~  “Hypnotizing”

9)  Boney James  ~  “Hypnotic”

10)  Delta Goodrem  ~  “Hypnotized”

11)  Scritti Politti  ~  “Hypnotize”

12)  Wilkinson ft. Shannon Saunders  ~  “Hypnotic”

13)  Blind Melon  ~  “Hypnotize”

14)  Oliver Koletzki ft. Fran  ~  “Hypnotized”

15)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Are You A Hypnotist?”

16)  Yvonne  ~  “Hypnotized”

17)  Cabaret Voltaire  ~  “Hypnotised”

18)  The Bronson  ~  “Hypnotized”

19)  Three P  ~  “Hypnotized”

20)  YANIS  ~  “Hypnotized”

Even More Weird Christmas Songs

Three Christmases ago, I posted a collection of Weird Christmas Songs. Last year around this time, I followed that up with More Weird Christmas Songs. And the hits just don't stop coming! Here's another set of oddities you're sure to enjoy, or cringe at, or both!  ~  JH

1)  Straight No Chaser ft. Kristen Bell  ~  “Text Me Merry Christmas”

2)  LCD Soundsystem  ~  “Christmas Will Break Your Heart”

3)  Grumpy Cat, Colonel Meow, Oskar the Blind Cat, Nala Cat, & Hamilton the Hipster Cat  ~  “Hard To Be A Cat At Christmas”

4)  National Lampoon  ~  “Kung Fu Christmas”

5)  Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew  ~  “A Pirate Christmas”

6)  Cyndi Lauper  ~  “Christmas Conga”

7)  Eels  ~  “Christmas Is Going To The Dogs”

8)  Listener & Dust  ~  “It’s Christmas Time Again, So Come On Home To The FIRE”

9)  The Original Five  ~  “Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)”

10)  The Magnetic Fields  ~  “Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree”

11)  The Futureheads  ~  “Christmas Was Better In The ‘80s”

12)  LilDeuceDeuce  ~  “Christmas Is Cancelled”

13)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Christmas At The Zoo”

14)  SpongeBob SquarePants  ~  “Don’t Be A Jerk (It’s Christmas)”

15)  The Goons  ~  “I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas”

16)  Okkervil River  ~  “Listening To Otis Redding At Home During Christmas”

17)  Morning Parade  ~  “Did I Make You Cry On Christmas Day? (Well, You Deserved It!)”

18)  Sufjan Stevens  ~  “That Was The Worst Christmas Ever”

19)  Dora Bryan  ~  “All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle”

20)  Set It Off  ~  “This Christmas (I’ll Burn It To The Ground)”

21)  Slow Club  ~  “It’s Christmas, And You’re Boring Me”

22)  Loretta Lynn  ~  “I Won’t Decorate Your Christmas Tree”

23)  Kenny Chesney  ~  “All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan”

24)  Elton John  ~  “Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be A Turkey At Christmas?)”

25)  Cheetah Girls  ~  “Cheetah-licious Christmas”

BONUS TRACK:  Sufjan Stevens  ~  “Barcarola (You Must Be A Christmas Tree)”  (It felt wrong somehow to include two Sufjan Stevens songs in the post proper [especially considering that song # 17 was also written by him], but here’s another weird one from The Weird One. Great song, though, actually.)

“Zoo” Songs

I love the zoo, and you should too! There's so many things to see and do. Here's some songs that fit this theme. More songs, in fact, than it would seem. Apparently, these artists do, in fact, also enjoy the zoo.  ~  JH

1)  Scorpions  ~  “The Zoo”

2)  U2  ~  “Zoo Station”

3)  Front 242  ~  “Animal (Zoo)”

4)  Tom Petty  ~  “Zombie Zoo”

5)  Sophia Loren  ~  “Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo”

6)  Fetty Wap  ~  “Queen Of The Zoo”

7)  Julie Felix  ~  “Going To The Zoo”

8)  Simon & Garfunkel  ~  “At The Zoo”

9)  Built To Spill  ~  “Living Zoo”

10)  Guided By Voices  ~  “Pimple Zoo”

11)  Bisquit  ~  “Zoo Zoo”

12)  Dennis Locorriere  ~  “Jungle To The Zoo”  (If you’re wondering who this guy is, he’s the lead singer for Dr. Hook. If that fact still means nothing to you, then never mind. It’s not all that important anyway.)

13)  Jónsi  ~  “We Bought A Zoo”

14)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Christmas At The Zoo”  (I know it’s not Christmastime, but this is a gleefully odd song that I’d be remiss not to include here. So there!)

15)  James Taylor  ~  “Knockin’ Round The Zoo”

16)  Herb Alpert  ~  “Zoo Train”

17)  Phlake  ~  “Angel Zoo”

18)  Paul McCartney & Wings  ~  “Zoo Gang”

19)  Funk Face  ~  “Zoo York City”

20)  The Commodores  ~  “The Zoo (The Human Zoo)”

More Songs About "Everyone"

If you really thought I could get all the "Everyone" and "No One" songs I wanted to include into two posts, then you probably haven't been following my blog for very long. Because I tend to get carried away. But don't worry – this one and the next "No One" post are "all she wrote," so to speak. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  David Bowie  ~  “Everyone Says ‘Hi’”

2)  Survivor  ~  “I See You In Everyone”

3)  Planetshakers  ~  “Everyone”

4)  Damien Jurado  ~  “Everyone A Star”

5)  PJ Harvey  ~  “All And Everyone”

6)  Nickelback  ~  “If Everyone Cared”

7)  Queen  ~  “Heaven For Everyone”

8)  Zeppo Marx  ~  “Everyone Says I Love You”

9)  John Fogerty  ~  “Wrote A Song For Everyone”

10)  Jessica Mauboy, Steve Appleton, Jody Williams, Tabitha Nauser, & Sean Kingston  ~  “Everyone”

11)  The Beach Boys  ~  “Everyone’s In Love With You”

12)  Nat King Cole  ~  “Where Did Everyone Go?”

13)  The National  ~  “Afraid Of Everyone”

14)  Biffy Clyro  ~  “Now I’m Everyone”

15)  The Right Now  ~  “I’ll Get Down” / “Tell Everyone The Truth”

16)  Shankar  ~  “Song For Everyone”

17)  Hot Chocolate  ~  “Everyone’s A Winner”

18)  Dar Williams  ~  “You Are Everyone”

19)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Everyone Wants To Live Forever”

20)  Everything But The Girl  ~  “Each And Everyone”