Songs About Mascara

While I'm (inexplicably) on a makeup-related kick in recent posts, here's a set of Songs About Mascara. Surprisingly, there were more than enough of these to fill a post. Who knew? Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Julie Roberts  ~  "Men & Mascara"

2)  The Replacements  ~  "Little Mascara"

3)  Megan Nicole  ~  "Mascara"

4)  Mercury Rev  ~  "Mascara Tears"

5)  Sheryl Crow  ~  "Waterproof Mascara"

6)  Chillies x BLAZE  ~  "Mascara"  (I wish I knew what this person was singing about, 'cuz it sounds so nice. Oh, well...)

7)  Brynn Cartelli  ~  "Last Night's Mascara"

8)  Deftones  ~  "Mascara"

9)  Violet  ~  "Mascara"

10)  Richard Thompson  ~  "Mascara Tears"

11)  Saffron  ~  "Mascara"

12)  Space Raven  ~  "Her Mascara Was Born To Run"

13)  Lily Of The Suburbs  ~  "Mascara"

14)  Puppet Theory  ~  "Mascara"

15)  Sara Storer  ~  "Mascara & Song"

16)  Vipan Sangha  ~  "Mascara"  (Also got no clue what this dude is singing about. It's a little weird, but I kinda like it.)

17)  Mykki Blanco  ~  "Runny Mascara"  ("Gay Dog Food"???)

18)  Radius  ~  "Mascara"

19)  Ericka Guitron  ~  "Mascara Tears"

20)  Jonathan Joel  ~  "Mascara"

21)  Magazin  ~  "Maskara"  (No idea what she's singing about either. Real catchy, though!)

22)  The Rubinoos  ~  "Run, Mascara, Run"  (Well, that was weird...)

23)  The Exciters  ~  "Run Mascara"

24)  Blue Rodeo  ~  "Mascara Tears"

25)  Madison Stuart  ~  "Mascara"

26)  Tori Hathaway  ~  "Black Mascara Tears"

Songs About Nerds, Geeks, Dorks, & Freaks

If I told you these songs were autobiographical, it wouldn’t be too far from the truth. The only untruth there is that I didn’t write them. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “White & Nerdy”

2)  Rocket Me Nowhere  ~  “If A Nerd And A Cupcake Had A Baby”

3)  KJ-52 ft. Pigeon John  ~  “Revenge Of The Nerds”  (With hidden bonus track: “Mullet Pride.” You’re welcome. And I’m sorry.)

4)  Busted  ~  “Nerdy”

5)  Jimmy Wong & Meghan Camarena  ~  “Nerdy Love Song”

6)  The Rubinoos  ~  “Revenge Of The Nerds”

7)  Green Day  ~  “Geek Stink Breath”

8)  The Smashing Pumpkins  ~  “Geek U.S.A.”

9)  Sugarplum Fairies  ~  “Geek”

10)  I Fight Dragons  ~  “The Geeks Will Inherit The Earth”

11)  Jason Mraz  ~  “Geek In The Pink”

12)  Bettie Serveert  ~  “Geek”

13)  The National  ~  “Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks”

14)  Nerina Pallot  ~  “Geek Love”

15)  Procol Harum  ~  “Long Gone Geek”

16)  The Faint  ~  “The Geeks Were Right”

17)  PepperJill & Jack  ~  “Dork For You”

18)  Macey Erin  ~  “Dork Love”

19)  Reel Big Fish  ~  “Scott’s A Dork”

20)  Whodini  ~  “Freaks Come Out At Night”

21)  The Hawk In Paris  ~  “Freaks”

22)  Seals & Crofts  ~  “Freaks Fret”

23)  Elton John  ~  “Freaks In Love”

24)  Smile Empty Soul  ~  “The Freaks Are Coming”

25)  Kansas  ~  “Freaks Of Nature”