“Stupid” Songs

As cynical and sarcastic as I've always been, I was shocked to find that I've never posted a collection exclusively consisting of "Stupid" Songs previously. Until now... Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Robbie Williams & Nicole Kidman  ~  “Somethin’ Stupid”

2)  Madeline Juno  ~  “Stupid Girl”

3)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “Dare To Be Stupid”

4)  My Crazy Girlfriend  ~  “Crazy Stupid Love”

5)  P!nk  ~  “Stupid Girls”

6)  Aston Merrygold  ~  “Get Stupid”

7)  Garbage  ~  “Stupid Girl”

8)  Melanie C  ~  “Stupid Game”

9)  Pet Shop Boys  ~  “I’m With Stupid”

10)  Lisa Stansfield  ~  “Stupid Heart”

11)  Darren Hayes  ~  “Stupid Mistake”

12)  Mandy Moore  ~  “Stupid Cupid”

13)  Waterparks  ~  “Stupid For You”

14)  Girl Ray  ~  “Stupid Things”

15)  Babyface  ~  “Sorry For The Stupid Things”

16)  Inas X ft. PnB Rock  ~  “Stupid”

17)  Daniel Powter  ~  “Stupid Like This”

18)  Shania Twain  ~  “Don’t Be Stupid (You Know I Love You)”

19)  Framing Hanley  ~  “You Stupid Girl”

20)  Sparks  ~  “Everybody’s Stupid”  (Can I just make this the new theme song of my life? ’Cuz…yeah.)

Songs About Underwear

So...apparently today is National Underwear Day. Why on earth anyone would want to celebrate such a thing is beyond me. But since it exists, why not join in the...fun? Madness? I dunno. Anyway, here's a "brief" collection of Songs About Underwear for your listening befuddlement. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Tori Amos  ~  “The Power Of Orange Knickers”

2)  FM Belfast  ~  “Underwear”

3)  Mara Hruby  ~  “The Panties”  (This song title has absolutely nothing to do with the lyrics of the song. Weird…)

4)  Cymande  ~  “Bra”  (This song title also has nothing to do with the lyrics of the song.)

5)  Chumbawamba  ~  “All Fur Coat And No Knickers”

6)  Emily Wells  ~  “Dirty Sneakers & Underwear”

7)  Sylvain Sylvain  ~  “Forgotten Panties”  (No singing here, just good music.)

8)  Matthew Ryan  ~  “Boxers”

9)  Sugarcult  ~  “Underwear”

10)  Simon & Garfunkel  ~  “The Boxer”  (OK, so they’re talking about a pugilist and not undershorts. But it’s a good song, so it’s here anyway.)

11)  The Claypool Lennon Delirium  ~  “There’s No Underwear In Space”  (Another nice instrumental song.)

12)  Morrissey  ~  “Boxers”

13)  Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio  ~  “Walkin’ ‘Round In Women’s Underwear”  (This is the most festive song about crossdressing that I’ve ever heard. Come to think of it, this is the only song about crossdressing that I’ve ever heard!)

14)  Oh Land  ~  “My Boxer”  (This one also refers to someone who gets paid to beat people up in a ring and not something one wears under one’s clothes. Whatevs.)

15)  Faux Paw  ~  “Boxer Brief”

Songs About Numbers, Vol. 2

Here's another set of Songs About Numbers that you can "count" on to enjoy! Ready, set, go!  ~  JH

1)  The Drifters  ~  “You’re More Than A Number In My Little Red Book”

2)  Tove Styrke  ~  “Number One”

3)  Blind Melon  ~  “Three Is A Magic Number”

4)  Sara Bareilles  ~  “Door Number Three”

5)  The Cribs  ~  “Another Number”

6)  Goldfrapp  ~  “Number 1”

7)  The Knack  ~  “Your Number Or Your Name”

8)  Cyndi Lauper  ~  “Heartaches By The Number”

9)  Bachman-Turner Overdrive  ~  “Lookin’ Out For #1”

10)  Melissa Etheridge  ~  “Take My Number”

11)  Lou Bega  ~  “Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…)”

12)  William Bell & Texas  ~  “Private Number”

13)  Travis Tritt  ~  “Looking Out For Number One”

14)  Skye Sweetnam  ~  “Number One”

15)  Bryan Adams  ~  “Cloud Number 9”

16)  Carole King  ~  “Lookin’ Out For Number One”

17)  Portugal. The Man ft. Richie Havens & Son Little  ~  “Number One”

18)  Brenda Lee  ~  “Fool Number 1”

19)  James Blunt  ~  “Lose My Number”

20)  Princess  ~  “Say I’m Your Number One”

21)  Stereophonics  ~  “I Got Your Number”

22)  Noah Gundersen  ~  “Number One Hit Of The Summer (Fade Out)”

23)  Veruca Salt  ~  “Number One Blind”

24)  Phil Collins  ~  “Don’t Lose My Number”

25)  Jeff Healey  ~  “Cruel Little Number”

Songs About Numbers, Vol. 1

Here's a bunch of great Songs About Numbers. I don't mean that the songs have have actual numbers in their titles (been there – done that), but rather they have the word "Number" (or "Numbers") in their titles. Herein, you'll find some songs that have "got your number," while others inform you about strength and safety "in numbers," one implores someone named Rikki not to "lose that number," and one guy asks a lady to be his "number two." Sooo...yeah. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Serena Ryder  ~  “Got Your Number”

2)  The Police  ~  “Murder By Numbers”

3)  case/lang/veirs  ~  “Atomic Number”

4)  Milli Vanilli  ~  “Baby, Don’t Forget My Number”

5)  BOY  ~  “Little Numbers”

6)  The Rutles  ~  “Number One”

7)  Pointer Sisters  ~  “Pinball Number Count”  (I remember this song SO well from my childhood years of watching Sesame Street!)

8)  The Music  ~  “Strength In Numbers”

9)  Daughter  ~  “Numbers”

10)  Radiohead  ~  “The Numbers”

11)  Daisy Dares You ft. Chipmunk  ~  “Number One Enemy”

12)  Panic! At The Disco  ~  “There’s A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought Of It Yet”

13)  Aaliyah  ~  “Age Ain’t Nothing But A Number”

14)  The Cure  ~  “Wrong Number”

15)  Tegan and Sara  ~  “My  Number”

16)  Deep Purple  ~  “I Got Your Number”

17)  Jen Cloher & Courtney Barnett  ~  “Numbers”

18)  Joe Jackson  ~  “Be My Number Two”  (So…is he asking her to be his poop? If so, ewww!!!)

19)  Joan Osborne  ~  “Safety In Numbers”

20)  Al Stewart  ~  “Paint By Numbers”

21)  She & Him  ~  “I’ve Got Your Number, Son”

22)  Steely Dan  ~  “Rikki, Don’t Lose That Number”

23)  FKA twigs  ~  “Numbers”

24)  Smokie  ~  “Number On My Wall”

25)  Sophie Ellis-Bextor  ~  “Dial My Number”

More “Naked” Songs

About three years ago, I posted a bunch of songs with the word "Naked" in their titles, with the caveat that the word in the title of each was more metaphorical than literal. The songs, I explained, denoted one's lack of embellishment, lack of concealment or disguise, or one's honesty and transparency. Since then, I've discovered a lot of good "Naked" Songs that I missed, and added a few new ones that were released in the interim. That's why there's this tremendously tardy terminus... Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Joan Jett & The Blackhearts  ~  “Naked”

2)  James Arthur  ~  “Naked”

3)  Brielle Von Hugel  ~  “Naked”

4)  ME The Band  ~  “Naked”

5)  Tracy Bonham  ~  “Naked”

6)  Northpilot  ~  “Naked Before My Captors”

7)  Barbara Weiss  ~  “Naked”

8)  David Crosby ft. Chris Thile  ~  “Naked In The Rain”

9)  Cat Power  ~  “Naked, If I Want To”

10)  Chris Staples  ~  “Let Us Be Naked (Eef Barzelay)”

11)  Kalliopi  ~  “Naked”

12)  Stone Temple Pilots  ~  “Naked Sunday”

13)  Tracy Irve  ~  “See You Naked”

14)  Dio  ~  “Naked In The Rain”

15)  Blue Pearl  ~  “Naked In The Rain”

16)  Waylon Jennings  ~  “Get Naked With Me”

17)  Nostalghia  ~  “Naked As A Hand”

18)  The 1975  ~  “Please Be Naked”

19)  Chloe Charles  ~  “Take Me Naked”  (I promise you, it's not as lurid as it sounds.)

20)  Radical Something  ~  “Naked In Venice”

21)  Céline Dion  ~  “Naked”

22)  Pat Metheny Group  ~  “Naked Moon”

23)  Matilda  ~  “Naked”

24)  X Ambassadors  ~  “Naked”

25)  Grouplove  ~  “Naked Kids”  (I promise you, there are NO naked kids in this video!)