Tuesday, May 27, 2014

"Problem" Songs

Here are a few songs. Each of them has the word "Problem" in the title. That's it. Nothing more. Enjoy?  ~  JH



1)  Ariana Grande ft. Iggy Azalea  ~  "Problem"




2)  The Beach Boys  ~  "Problem Child"  (I remember watching this movie in the theater – 24 years ago! Anyone else remember it?)




3)  Sneaky Sound System  ~  "It's Not My Problem"




4)  The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Ma$e & Puff Daddy  ~  "Mo Money, Mo Problems"




5)  The Zutons  ~  "What's Your Problem?"  (Hooray for close-up shots of people being slapped and then having water balloons explode on their faces!)




6)  Becky G. ft. will.i.am  ~  "Problem"




7)  New Found Glory  ~  "Failure's Not Flattering (What's Your Problem?)"




8)  David Ball  ~  "Thinkin' Problem"




9)  Angela Lansbury  ~  "Nobody's Problems"




10)  Biffy Clyro  ~  "Living Is A Problem Because Everything Dies"




11)  The Everly Brothers  ~  "Problems"




12)  Double Take  ~  "Hot Problems"  (This is absolutely one of the WORST songs I've ever heard! Which is, of course, why I've included it here. If you don't laugh and/or roll your eyes at least 10 times in the 3 minutes it takes to watch this video, then you might wanna check your pulse!)


Sunday, May 25, 2014

"Shake," "Rattle," & "Roll" Songs

Here's a small collection of songs with the words "Shake," "Rattle," and "Roll" in their titles. What, you were expecting it to be something more complicated than that? Nope. Enjoy!  ~  JH



1)  MercyMe  ~  "Shake"




2)  Bingo Players ft. Far East Movement  ~  "Get Up (Rattle)"  (This song's kinda stupid, but any music video involving vindictive ducks is OK by me!)




3)  Yeah Yeah Yeahs  ~  "Heads Will Roll"




4)  Victoria Justice  ~  "Shake"




5)  Boxer The Horse  ~  "Rattle Your Cage"  (This song just barely missed the cut on my "What-The-What Bands" post last month, so I made sure to include it here this time.)




6)  Yelawolf ft. Kid Rock  ~  "Let's Roll"




7)  Little Boots  ~  "Shake"




8)  Never Land Pirate Band  ~  "Rattle Yer Bones"  (The fact that this song is even included here proves that I have spent far too much time watching Disney Junior!)




9)  Alexander Rybak  ~  "Roll With The Wind"




10)  Florence + The Machine  ~  "Shake It Out"




11)  Mallory Knox  ~  "Death Rattle"




12)  Mumford And Sons  ~  "Roll Away Your Stone"




13)  Mariah Carey  ~  "Shake It Off"




14)  Black Box Revelation  ~  "Rattle My Heart"  (This band's costume designers should be tarred, feathered, and sent out of town on a rail. Just sayin'…)




15)  Montgomery Gentry  ~  "Roll With Me"




16)  Big Joe Turner  ~  "Shake, Rattle, & Roll"  (The song that inspired the post, obviously. But not necessarily the version of it you expected. I actually prefer this one to Bill Haley's.)


Friday, May 23, 2014

Songs By Artists With Presidential Names, Vol. 2

Here's the second half of my previous post, featuring songs by singers or bands whose names contain the surnames of each of the 44 Presidents. Enjoy!  ~  JH



23)  Rex Harrison  ~  "Why Can't A Woman Be More Like A Man?"  (Oh, the misogyny...)




24)  Rev. James Cleveland  ~  "Where Is Your Faith?"  (Think I made a mistake by adding Cleveland again? Remember, he was the only President who served two nonconsecutive terms, so he technically counts twice.)




25)  McKinley & Beggs  ~  "Things I Like To Do"




26)  Roosevelt  ~  "Montreal"




27)  Charli Taft  ~  "Already Gone"




28)  Gretchen Wilson  ~  "California Girls"




29)  Lauren Harding  ~  "Shooting Star"




30)  Rita Coolidge  ~  "All Time High" 



31)  Hooverphonic  ~  "Anger Never Dies" 




32)  Roosevelt Radio  ~  "Deadlocks"




33)  Truman  ~  "Morning Light"




34)  Eisenhower  ~  "Years Of Tears"



35)  Myles Kennedy (of Alter Bridge)  ~  "Watch Over You"




36)  Alexz Johnson  ~  "Just Wanted Your Love"




37)  The Nixons  ~  "Sister"




38)  Colt Ford  ~  "Chicken And Biscuits"




39)  The Carter Family  ~  "Wildwood Flower"




40)  Will Reagan & United Pursuit  ~  "Through And Through"




41)  Bush  ~  "Comedown"




42)  George Clinton  ~  "Atomic Dog"




43)  Kate Bush  ~  "Babooshka"




44)  Obama Band  ~  "SMS"


Thursday, May 22, 2014

Songs By Artists With Presidential Names, Vol. 1

I get a lot of dumb ideas, and sometimes I blog about them. The other day, I wondered if I could find a singer or band whose name included the surname of each of our 44 Presidents. And, as it turns out, I could! Here's the first 22 of them. If enough people are interested to view this post, I'll post the other half this afternoon. If not, I'll post it tomorrow. (You see, you can't really escape it.) Enjoy!  ~  JH



1)  Washington  ~  "How To Tame Lions"




2)  Bryan Adams  ~  "Please Forgive Me"




3)  Jefferson Airplane  ~  "White Rabbit"




4)  Madison Beer  ~  "Melodies"  (I apologize for the appearance of Justin Bieber in this clip.)




5)  Marilyn Monroe  ~  "I Wanna Be Loved By You"




6)  Yolanda Adams  ~  "Open My Heart"




7)  Michael Jackson  ~  "Black Or White"




8)  The Van Buren Boys  ~  "All Over Again"




9)  George Harrison  ~  "Got My Mind Set On You"




10)  Bonnie Tyler  ~  "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"




11)  The Chardon Polka Band  ~  "Two Sisters Polka"  (I know this one is ridiculously random, but you have no idea how hard it is to find a band or artist with the word "Polk" in their name. This one qualifies…just barely…so here it is.)




12)  Taylor Swift  ~  "22"




13)  On Fillmore  ~  "Master Moon"




14)  Webb Pierce  ~  "In The Jailhouse Now"




15)  Buchanan  ~  "Run Faster"




16)  Lincoln Brewster  ~  "Today Is The Day"




17)  Jack Johnson  ~  "I Got You"




18)  Natalie Grant  ~  "I Will Not Be Moved"




19)  Hunter Hayes  ~  "Invisible"




20)  La Garfield  ~  "Sin Miedo"




21)  James Arthur  ~  "Recovery"




22)  Ashley Cleveland  ~  "You Gotta Move"


Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Songs With "Washing Machine" In The Title

In case you thought I had just one normal bone in my body, this post will prove you wrong. For no apparent reason, here you have a small collection of songs with the phrase "Washing Machine" in their titles. Don't attempt to figure it out. There's no rhyme or reason to it. It is what it is. And so am I. Enjoy?  ~  JH



1)  Big Sleep  ~  "Looking For A Girl With A Washing Machine"




2)  Misiaczek  ~  "Washing Machine"




3)  Dormtainment  ~  "The Washing Machine"




4)  Sonic Youth  ~  "Washing Machine"




5)  Slim D Ft. Enepal, Mo Money, & Shimpanzi  ~  "Washing Machine"




6)  Amy LaVere  ~  "Washing Machine"




7)  Bruce Fite  ~  "Don't Put Your Cat In The Washing Machine"




8)  Golden Bug & Rodion ft. Lavinia Claws  ~  "Washing Machine"




9)  Ecstatic Sunshine  ~  "Washing Machine"




10)  The Hooley Dooleys  ~  "I'm A Washing Machine"