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You didn't really fall for that, did you? Anyway, this post is not entirely as false as it at first might seem. You did have to click (or touch your screen, same difference) to get here, right? Check. You didn't have to pay anything to access this site, did you? Check. And here you are, "getting" a bunch of Songs About Money to enjoy. Check! Happy April Fool's Day to you and yours!  ~  JH

1)  The O’Jays  ~  “For The Love Of Money"

2)  Deap Vally  ~  “Gonna Make My Own Money”

3)  Randy Newman  ~  “It’s Money That Matters”

4)  The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Puff Daddy, Kelly Price, & Mase  ~  “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems"

5)  Bleachers  ~  "Don't Take The Money"

6)  Empire Cast ft. Jussie Smollett & Yazz  ~  “Ain’t About The Money” (Yes, THAT Jussie Smollett! And it WAS TOO about the money!)

7)  Cyndi Lauper  ~  "Money Changes Everything"

8)  The Beatles  ~  "Money (That's What I Want)"

9)  Dire Straits  ~  "Money For Nothing"

10)  Rosanne Cash  ~  "Money Road"

11)  Sam Smith  ~  "Money On My Mind"

12)  Elvis Presley  ~  "Money Honey"

13)  ABBA  ~  "Money, Money, Money"

14)  Simply Red  ~  "Money's Too Tight (To Mention)"

15)  That Poppy  ~  "Money"

16)  AC/DC  ~  "Moneytalks"

17)  Donna Summer  ~  "She Works Hard For The Money"

18)  Primitive Radio Gods  ~  "Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand"

19)  Pet Shop Boys  ~  "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)"

20)  Ivy Levan  ~  "Money"

21)  Chuck Berry  ~  "No Money Down"

22)  Jesca Hoop  ~  "Money"

23)  Steve Miller Band  ~  "Take The Money And Run"

24)  The Subways  ~  "We Don't Need Money To Have A Good Time"

25)  Rush  ~  "Big Money"

26)  LYRX  ~  "Take The Money"

27)  Galantis  ~  "No Money"

28)  Jessie J ft. B.o.B.  ~  "Price Tag"  ("It's not about the money," the singer repeatedly decries. But, let's be real – it probably is.)

Songs About Nobody

These songs aren't about anybody in particular. In fact, they're about "nobody" in particular. At least their titles would suggest as much. And...enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Cinderella  ~  “Nobody’s Fool”

2)  Eric Clapton  ~  “Nobody Knows You When You’re Down And Out”

3)  Tori Kelly  ~  “Nobody Love”

4)  Rag’n’Bone Man & Leaf Dog  ~  “Nobody”

5)  Puff Daddy ft. Mase  ~  “Can’t Nobody Hold Me Down”

6)  Sylvia  ~  “Nobody”

7)  Sigma  ~  “Nobody To Love”

8)  Hannah Trigwell  ~  “Nobody”

9)  Chris Tomlin  ~  “Nobody Loves Me Like You Do”

10)  Ellie Goulding  ~  “Don’t Need Nobody”

11)  Ryan Bingham  ~  “Nobody Knows My Trouble”

12)  Anouk  ~  “Nobody’s Wife”

13)  The Lumineers  ~  “Nobody Knows”

14)  Moonchild  ~  “Nobody”

15)  Michael Bublé  ~  “Nobody But Me”

16)  Carrie Underwood  ~  “Nobody Ever Told You”

17)  Oh Pep!  ~  “Hurt Nobody”

18)  Ricky Martin & Christina Aguilera  ~  “Nobody Wants To Be Lonely”

19)  Dean Martin  ~  “Nobody’s Baby Again”

20)  Courtney Barnett  ~  “Nobody Really Cares If You Don’t Go To The Party”

21)  John Lennon  ~  “Nobody Told Me”

22)  Danelle & Salda  ~  “Nobody”

23)  Chris Stapleton  ~  “Nobody To Blame”

24)  Rachael Yamagata  ~  “Nobody”

25)  Matt Cardle  ~  “Nobody”

Popular Songs Of 1997, Vol. 1

OK, here we go... If the "Popular Songs Of 2007" posts didn't make you feel old, this post and the next three to follow are sure to do so. Because these, the "Popular Songs Of 1997," are now TWENTY years old! And you (assuming you remember some or all of the songs) are now twenty years OLDER than when you first heard them! Let that sink in a bit, then enjoy some "new oldies"!  ~  JH

1)  Spice Girls  ~  “Say You’ll Be There”

2)  Silverchair  ~  “Abuse Me”

3)  Puff Daddy & Faith Evans ft. 112  ~  “I’ll Be Missing You”

4)  LeAnn Rimes  ~  “How Do I Live”

5)  Matchbox Twenty  ~  “Push”

6)  Coolio ft. 40 Thevz  ~  “C U When U Get There”

7)  Trace Adkins  ~  “(This Ain’t) No Thinkin’ Thing”

8)  DC Talk  ~  “Colored People"

9)  Texas  ~  “Say What You Want”

10)  Monica  ~  “For You, I Will”

11)  Chumbawamba  ~  “Tubthumping”

12)  Metallica  ~  “The Memory Remains”

13)  Jewel  ~  “Foolish Games”

14)  Elton John  ~  “Candle In The Wind 1997”

15)  The Verve  ~  “Bitter Sweet Symphony”

16)  Whitney Houston  ~  “I Believe In You And Me”

17)  Clay Walker  ~  “Rumor Has It”

18)  Sugar Ray  ~  “Fly”

19)  Cornershop  ~  “Brimful Of Asha (Norman Cook Remix)”

20)  Céline Dion  ~  “All By Myself”

21)  Savage Garden  ~  “I Want You”

22)  Live  ~  “Turn My Head”

23)  The Offspring  ~  “Gone Away”

24)  Janet Jackson  ~  “Together Again”

25)  Boyz II Men  ~  “4 Seasons Of Loneliness”

More Weird Christmas Songs!

I posted a collection of Weird Christmas Songs almost two years ago on my original blog, The Plural Of Hyena. Today, I follow those songs up with this brand-new collection of even More Weird Christmas Songs. Prepare to have your mind blown just a bit. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, you might as well...enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  The Ramones  ~  “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)”

2)  Max Headroom  ~  “Merry Christmas, Santa Claus”

3)  Carlene Davis  ~  Santa Claus (Do You Ever Come To The Ghetto?)”

4)  The Killers  ~  “The Cowboy’s Christmas Ball”

5)  Wendell Ferguson  ~  “Santa Claus Is Dead”

6)  Lou Monte  ~  “Dominic The Donkey (The Italian Xmas Donkey)”

7)  Jeff Foxworthy  ~  “Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas”

8)  Glad Fanny  ~  “I’m Gonna Lasso Santa Claus”

9)  Homer & Jethro  ~  “Santa Claus, The Original Hippie”

10)  Bryan Adams  ~  “Reggae Christmas”

11)  Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cast  ~  “Merry Christmas…If That’s Okay”

12)  Kanye West ft. Prynce Cy Hi & Teyana Taylor  ~  “Christmas In Harlem”

13)  DEVO  ~  “Merry Something To You”

14)  Marty Robbins  ~  “Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey”

15)  Loretta Lynn  ~  “To Heck With Ole Santa Claus”

16)  Kurtis Blow  ~  “Christmas Rapping”

17)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “The Night Santa Went Crazy”

18)  Tiny Tim  ~  “Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year”  (There’s a supposedly innocent story behind this song – you can Google it – but I don’t buy it for a second. I think the song’s simply mean-spirited…and weird. Lest we forget weird.)

19)  Froggy Fresh  ~  “Christmas”

20)  Jan Terri  ~  “Rock ’N’ Roll Santa”

21)  Suzannah  ~  “Mom & Daddy, Please Don’t Steal For Me This Christmas”

22)  Mud  ~  “Lonely This Christmas”

23)  Rev Run ft. Ma$e, Puff Daddy, Snoop Dogg, Salt N Pepa, Onyx, & Keith Murray  ~  “Santa Baby”

24)  Heywood Banks  ~  “You Ain’t Gettin’ Diddly Squat”

25)  The Cheeky Girls  ~  “Have A Cheeky Christmas”