I posted a collection of Weird Christmas Songs almost two years ago on my original blog, The Plural Of Hyena. Today, I follow those songs up with this brand-new collection of even More Weird Christmas Songs. Prepare to have your mind blown just a bit. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, you might as well...enjoy! ~ JH
1) The Ramones ~ “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)”
2) Max Headroom ~ “Merry Christmas, Santa Claus”
3) Carlene Davis ~ Santa Claus (Do You Ever Come To The Ghetto?)”
4) The Killers ~ “The Cowboy’s Christmas Ball”
5) Wendell Ferguson ~ “Santa Claus Is Dead”
6) Lou Monte ~ “Dominic The Donkey (The Italian Xmas Donkey)”
7) Jeff Foxworthy ~ “Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas”
8) Glad Fanny ~ “I’m Gonna Lasso Santa Claus”
9) Homer & Jethro ~ “Santa Claus, The Original Hippie”
10) Bryan Adams ~ “Reggae Christmas”
11) Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cast ~ “Merry Christmas…If That’s Okay”
12) Kanye West ft. Prynce Cy Hi & Teyana Taylor ~ “Christmas In Harlem”
13) DEVO ~ “Merry Something To You”
14) Marty Robbins ~ “Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey”
15) Loretta Lynn ~ “To Heck With Ole Santa Claus”
16) Kurtis Blow ~ “Christmas Rapping”
17) “Weird Al” Yankovic ~ “The Night Santa Went Crazy”
18) Tiny Tim ~ “Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year” (There’s a supposedly innocent story behind this song – you can Google it – but I don’t buy it for a second. I think the song’s simply mean-spirited…and weird. Lest we forget weird.)
19) Froggy Fresh ~ “Christmas”
20) Jan Terri ~ “Rock ’N’ Roll Santa”
21) Suzannah ~ “Mom & Daddy, Please Don’t Steal For Me This Christmas”
22) Mud ~ “Lonely This Christmas”
23) Rev Run ft. Ma$e, Puff Daddy, Snoop Dogg, Salt N Pepa, Onyx, & Keith Murray ~ “Santa Baby”
24) Heywood Banks ~ “You Ain’t Gettin’ Diddly Squat”
25) The Cheeky Girls ~ “Have A Cheeky Christmas”
