If your name happens to be Betty, this post is for you. If you just like the name Betty, this post is for you. If you just stumbled upon this post and have no idea what you're doing here, have no fear: this post is for you as well. Enjoy! ~ JH 1) Taylor Swift ~ "Betty"
2) Ram Jam ~ "Black Betty"
3) Kim Carnes ~ "Bette Davis Eyes" (Betty...Bette...what's the difference?)
4) Chuck Berry ~ "Betty Jean"
5) Pam Tillis ~ "Betty's Got A Bass Boat"
6) Al Jarreau ~ "Betty Bebop's Song"
7) Pink Martini ~ "Bitty Boppy Betty"
8) Bobby Vee ~ "A Letter From Betty"
9) Tiffany ~ "Betty"
10) Neil Sedaka ~ "Betty Grable"
11) Brooke Fraser ~ "Betty"
12) Gene Pitney ~ "Little Betty Falling Star"
13) Jamila Woods ~ "Betty"
14) John Prine ~ "Iron Ore Betty"
15) Chuck Willis ~ "Betty An' Dupree"
16) Cowboy Junkies ~ "Betty Lonely"
17) Split Enz ~ "Betty"
18) Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band ~ "Betty Lou's Gettin' Out Tonight"
19) Sawyer Brown ~ "Betty's Bein' Bad"
20) Derry Weaver & Eddie Cochran ~ "Itty Bitty Betty"
21) The Dandy Warhols ~ "Grunge Betty"
22) Lorrie Morgan ~ "Charlie And Betty"
23) Hunters & Collectors ~ "Betty's Worry, Or The Slab"
You didn't really fall for that, did you? Anyway, this post is not entirely as false as it at first might seem. You did have to click (or touch your screen, same difference) to get here, right? Check. You didn't have to pay anything to access this site, did you? Check. And here you are, "getting" a bunch of Songs About Money to enjoy. Check! Happy April Fool's Day to you and yours! ~ JH
1) The O’Jays ~ “For The Love Of Money"
2) Deap Vally ~ “Gonna Make My Own Money”
3) Randy Newman ~ “It’s Money That Matters”
4) The Notorious B.I.G. ft. Puff Daddy, Kelly Price, & Mase ~ “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems"
5) Bleachers ~ "Don't Take The Money"
6) Empire Cast ft. Jussie Smollett & Yazz ~ “Ain’t About The Money” (Yes, THAT Jussie Smollett! And it WAS TOO about the money!)
7) Cyndi Lauper ~ "Money Changes Everything"
8) The Beatles ~ "Money (That's What I Want)"
9) Dire Straits ~ "Money For Nothing"
10) Rosanne Cash ~ "Money Road"
11) Sam Smith ~ "Money On My Mind"
12) Elvis Presley ~ "Money Honey"
13) ABBA ~ "Money, Money, Money"
14) Simply Red ~ "Money's Too Tight (To Mention)"
15) That Poppy ~ "Money"
16) AC/DC ~ "Moneytalks"
17) Donna Summer ~ "She Works Hard For The Money"
18) Primitive Radio Gods ~ "Standing Outside A Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand"
19) Pet Shop Boys ~ "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)"
20) Ivy Levan ~ "Money"
21) Chuck Berry ~ "No Money Down"
22) Jesca Hoop ~ "Money"
23) Steve Miller Band ~ "Take The Money And Run"
24) The Subways ~ "We Don't Need Money To Have A Good Time"
25) Rush ~ "Big Money"
26) LYRX ~ "Take The Money"
27) Galantis ~ "No Money"
28) Jessie J ft. B.o.B. ~ "Price Tag" ("It's not about the money," the singer repeatedly decries. But, let's be real – it probably is.)
No...not THAT Chuck & Nancy! That would be tuneless, boring, and likely insufferable. These songs are by actual singers and/or musicians (with one amateur exception), several of whom you might have actually heard of. So don't freak out...just enjoy! ~ JH
1) Chuck Berry ~ "Sweet Little Sixteen"
2) Nancy Sinatra ~ "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'"
3) Chuck Wicks ~ "Stealing Cinderella"
4) Nancy Wilson ~ "The Very Thought Of You"
5) Chuck Brown ~ "Wind Me Up!"
6) Nancy LaMott ~ "Time After Time"
7) Chuck D ft. Mavis Staples ~ "Give We The Pride"
8) Nancy Shoop-Wu ~ "Pulelehua"
9) Chuck Mangione ~ "Feels So Good"
10) Nanci Griffith ~ "I Wish It Would Rain"
11) Chuck Woolery ~ "You've Made Me So Very Happy" (Yes, the game show host Chuck Woolery!)
12) Nancy Ajram ~ "Ah W Noss" (Huh! Lebanese pop isn't half bad. I mean, I don't know what she's singing about. But it sure sounds nice!)
13) Chuck Fenda ~ "It Hard"
14) Nancy Reagan ~ "Thanks For The Memories" (Calling this "singing" may be a bit of a stretch, but there is music involved and she's saying words over it. Close enough!)
15) Chuck & Nancy ~ "Boondocks" (This is literally two random people named Chuck and Nancy, covering a Little Big Town song at some undisclosed location. Chuck's got a pretty good voice, for the most part, but Nancy could benefit from a few vocal lessons.)
BONUS TRACK: Chuck Norris ~ "Eyes Of A Ranger" (How could I forget the most famous Chuck on the planet???)
Because I am never at a loss for blog post ideas, there's this. The first in a three-part series featuring "New" and "Used" Songs, this set of tunes is sure to elicit some kind of response in you, whether you realize it or not. Enjoy! ~ JH
1) Adele ~ “Send My Love (To Your New Lover)”
2) Chuck Berry ~ “The Thing I Used To Do”
3) Kaskade ft. Martina (of Dragonette) ~ “Fire In Your New Shoes”
4) Ronnie Milsap ~ “Future’s Not What It Used To Be”
5) Rush ~ “New World Man”
6) Gabrielle Aplin ~ “Used To Do”
7) Iron Maiden ~ “New Frontier”
8) Brandy ~ “U Don’t Know Me (Like U Used To)”
9) Sirens Of Lesbos ~ “I Got New Feelings”
10) Waylon Jennings ~ “I May Be Used (But Baby, I Ain’t Used Up)”