Thursday, December 8, 2016

Even More Weird Christmas Songs

Three Christmases ago, I posted a collection of Weird Christmas Songs. Last year around this time, I followed that up with More Weird Christmas Songs. And the hits just don't stop coming! Here's another set of oddities you're sure to enjoy, or cringe at, or both!  ~  JH



1)  Straight No Chaser ft. Kristen Bell  ~  “Text Me Merry Christmas”




2)  LCD Soundsystem  ~  “Christmas Will Break Your Heart”




3)  Grumpy Cat, Colonel Meow, Oskar the Blind Cat, Nala Cat, & Hamilton the Hipster Cat  ~  “Hard To Be A Cat At Christmas”




4)  National Lampoon  ~  “Kung Fu Christmas”




5)  Captain Dan & The Scurvy Crew  ~  “A Pirate Christmas”




6)  Cyndi Lauper  ~  “Christmas Conga”




7)  Eels  ~  “Christmas Is Going To The Dogs”




8)  Listener & Dust  ~  “It’s Christmas Time Again, So Come On Home To The FIRE”




9)  The Original Five  ~  “Please, Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)”




10)  The Magnetic Fields  ~  “Everything Is One Big Christmas Tree”




11)  The Futureheads  ~  “Christmas Was Better In The ‘80s”




12)  LilDeuceDeuce  ~  “Christmas Is Cancelled”




13)  The Flaming Lips  ~  “Christmas At The Zoo”




14)  SpongeBob SquarePants  ~  “Don’t Be A Jerk (It’s Christmas)”




15)  The Goons  ~  “I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas”




16)  Okkervil River  ~  “Listening To Otis Redding At Home During Christmas”




17)  Morning Parade  ~  “Did I Make You Cry On Christmas Day? (Well, You Deserved It!)”




18)  Sufjan Stevens  ~  “That Was The Worst Christmas Ever”




19)  Dora Bryan  ~  “All I Want For Christmas Is A Beatle”




20)  Set It Off  ~  “This Christmas (I’ll Burn It To The Ground)”




21)  Slow Club  ~  “It’s Christmas, And You’re Boring Me”




22)  Loretta Lynn  ~  “I Won’t Decorate Your Christmas Tree”




23)  Kenny Chesney  ~  “All I Want For Christmas Is A Real Good Tan”




24)  Elton John  ~  “Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be A Turkey At Christmas?)”




25)  Cheetah Girls  ~  “Cheetah-licious Christmas”




BONUS TRACK:  Sufjan Stevens  ~  “Barcarola (You Must Be A Christmas Tree)”  (It felt wrong somehow to include two Sufjan Stevens songs in the post proper [especially considering that song # 17 was also written by him], but here’s another weird one from The Weird One. Great song, though, actually.)

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