Songs About Beavers

This post is dedicated to those dedicated dam-builders, our friends the beavers. Thank you for your service, ya weirdos! Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Primus  ~  "Wynona's Big Brown Beaver"

2)  The BossHoss  ~  "Eager Beaver"

3)  Sluetown Strutters  ~  "Beaver Slide Rag"

4)  Kinky Friedman  ~  "Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver"

5)  Stan Kenton & His Orchestra  ~  "Eager Beaver"

6)  Merle Haggard & Leona Williams  ~  "The Bull & The Beaver"

7)  Charlie Bissette  ~  "The Angry Beavers Theme Song"

8)  Sparks  ~  "Beaver O'Lindy"

9)  Manhack  ~  "Beaver Ruin"

10)  Johnny Burnette  ~  "Eager Beaver Baby"  (Clearly, this guy was an Elvis knockoff. Not a bad one, mind you, but clearly a clone of The King.)

11)  The Arrogant Worms  ~  "We Are The Beaver"

12)  Songs: Ohia  ~  "Little Beaver"

13)  How Long Jug Band  ~  "Beaver Slide Rag"  (Yes, this is the same song as the one in the 3rd song in this set. But this version has a whole different vibe, and both were great renditions, so here it is.)

14)  Little Symphony  ~  "Beaver Pond"  (Well, this sure is soothing!)

15)  Andre Moghimi  ~  "The Beaver"

16)  Bear McCreary  ~  "The Butcher And The Beaver"

17)  Wooden Legs  ~  "Big Beaver"

18)  Daniel Pemberton  ~  "Bruce And The Beaver"

19)  The Charlestones  ~  "Eager Beaver"

20)  Bob Wills & His Texas Playboys  ~  "Big Beaver"

21)  Cledus T. Judd  ~  "More Beaver"

22)  Bajka  ~  "The Beaver's Lesson"

Still More Weird Christmas Songs, Vol. 3

One last shot of Weird Christmas Songs and then you'll have to wait till next year for more. (If I can find any more, that is.) Ready, set, enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler  ~  “Zombie Christmas”  (This song is so incredibly catchy, I know it would be a huge holiday hit…if it weren’t about the undead and all.)

2)  The Darkness  ~  “Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End)”  (Nothing says Christmas like wailing guitars and a formidable falsetto!)

3)  Garfunkel and Oates  ~  “Present Face”  (We’ve all done this. And we’re gearing up to do it again in just a couple of weeks. So practice now!)

4)  Dragonette  ~  “Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)”  (Merry Mobile Christmas! And a tappy New Year!)

5)  Rebecca Zamolo ft. Madilyn Bailey  ~  “Christmas Sweater”  (Another ode to Christmas sweaters? Aww, you shouldn’t have!)

6)  Manila Luzon  ~  “Slay Bells”  (Apparently, they ring and kill. Are ya listenin’?)

7)  The Goodies  ~  “Father Christmas, Do Not Touch Me”  (Santa Claus is a perv? Sounds legit.)

8)  Gunther & The Sunshine Girls  ~  “Christmas Song (Ding Dong)”  (How festive!)

9)  Fred Figglehorn  ~  “Christmas Is Creepy”  (No, your voice is creepy, Fred!)

10)  Universal Robot Band  ~  “Disco Christmas”  (Actual quote from the lyrics: “I’m gon’ tell all the kids what a jive turkey you are, Santa Claus!” Well, alrighty then…)

11)  Aqua  ~  “Spin Me A Christmas”  (All you need are two turntables and a microphone.)

12)  Dave Days   ~  “Snapback Santa Hat”  (I would’ve pegged Santa to wear a fitted, but what do I know?)

13)  Esquivel!  ~  “Jingle Bells (Greetings From Esquivel!)”  (Ho-ho-how odd is this one?)

14)  Cledus T. Judd  ~  “Christmas”  (This guy is always good for a chuckle or two.)

15)  Ivana Raymonda  ~  “Happy White Christmas”  (Those dance moves, though…yeesh!)

16)  Barrington Levy ft. Trinity  ~  “I Saw Mommy Kiss A Dreadlocks”  (How did I not know that the word “dreadlocks” was singular? Maybe because it isn’t?)

17)  Dropkick Murphys  ~  “The Season’s Upon Us”  (This is too funny. No, really, it needs to be less funny. Make it stop.)

18)  Wesley Willis  ~  “Merry Christmas”  (Hands down, one of the worst "singers" I’ve ever heard. Just wow!)

19)  Willie Robertson  ~  “Rajin’ Cajun Redneck Christmas”  (Yep, they actually made a Duck Dynasty Christmas album. And you’re listening to one of the “hit” songs off it right now. You’re welcome!)

20)  Rhett & Link ft. Hannah Hart, Grace Helbig, Benny Fine, & DeStorm  ~  “Christmas Booty”  (I’ll just leave this one here without further comment...)