One last shot of Weird Christmas Songs and then you'll have to wait till next year for more. (If I can find any more, that is.) Ready, set, enjoy! ~ JH
1) Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler ~ “Zombie Christmas” (This song is so incredibly catchy, I know it would be a huge holiday hit…if it weren’t about the undead and all.)
2) The Darkness ~ “Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End)” (Nothing says Christmas like wailing guitars and a formidable falsetto!)
3) Garfunkel and Oates ~ “Present Face” (We’ve all done this. And we’re gearing up to do it again in just a couple of weeks. So practice now!)
4) Dragonette ~ “Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)” (Merry Mobile Christmas! And a tappy New Year!)
5) Rebecca Zamolo ft. Madilyn Bailey ~ “Christmas Sweater” (Another ode to Christmas sweaters? Aww, you shouldn’t have!)
6) Manila Luzon ~ “Slay Bells” (Apparently, they ring and kill. Are ya listenin’?)
7) The Goodies ~ “Father Christmas, Do Not Touch Me” (Santa Claus is a perv? Sounds legit.)
8) Gunther & The Sunshine Girls ~ “Christmas Song (Ding Dong)” (How festive!)
9) Fred Figglehorn ~ “Christmas Is Creepy” (No, your voice is creepy, Fred!)
10) Universal Robot Band ~ “Disco Christmas” (Actual quote from the lyrics: “I’m gon’ tell all the kids what a jive turkey you are, Santa Claus!” Well, alrighty then…)
11) Aqua ~ “Spin Me A Christmas” (All you need are two turntables and a microphone.)
12) Dave Days ~ “Snapback Santa Hat” (I would’ve pegged Santa to wear a fitted, but what do I know?)
13) Esquivel! ~ “Jingle Bells (Greetings From Esquivel!)” (Ho-ho-how odd is this one?)
14) Cledus T. Judd ~ “Christmas” (This guy is always good for a chuckle or two.)
15) Ivana Raymonda ~ “Happy White Christmas” (Those dance moves, though…yeesh!)
16) Barrington Levy ft. Trinity ~ “I Saw Mommy Kiss A Dreadlocks” (How did I not know that the word “dreadlocks” was singular? Maybe because it isn’t?)
17) Dropkick Murphys ~ “The Season’s Upon Us” (This is too funny. No, really, it needs to be less funny. Make it stop.)
18) Wesley Willis ~ “Merry Christmas” (Hands down, one of the worst "singers" I’ve ever heard. Just wow!)
19) Willie Robertson ~ “Rajin’ Cajun Redneck Christmas” (Yep, they actually made a Duck Dynasty Christmas album. And you’re listening to one of the “hit” songs off it right now. You’re welcome!)
20) Rhett & Link ft. Hannah Hart, Grace Helbig, Benny Fine, & DeStorm ~ “Christmas Booty” (I’ll just leave this one here without further comment...)
