“Truth” Or “Dare” Songs, Vol. 2

Tell the "Truth" – you liked the first post in this new series, right? I "Dare" you to keep listening. You never know how much you might like these. And there's still more 2 posts to go after this. So, what are you waiting for? Enjoy 'em already!  ~  JH

1)  Depeche Mode  ~  “Policy Of Truth”

2)  Shakira  ~  “Dare (La La La)”

3)  Jason Aldean  ~  “The Truth”

4)  Olivia Newton-John & John Farnham  ~  “Dare To Dream”

5)  ZAYN  ~  “tRuTh”

6)  Bea Miller  ~  “I Dare You”

7)  Jack White  ~  “Love Is The Truth / You’ve Got Her In Your Pocket”

8)  Iron Maiden  ~  “Where Eagles Dare”

9)  Foster The People  ~  “The Truth”

10)  The Pointer Sisters  ~  “Dare Me”

11)  Wild Beasts  ~  “A Simple Beautiful Truth”

12)  Gorillaz  ~  “Dare”

13)  Eric Clapton ft. Derek Trucks  ~  “Tell The Truth”

14)  Daya  ~  “Dare”

15)  Lucky Dube  ~  “Truth In The World”

16)  Thao & Mirah  ~  “How Dare You”

17)  Casting Crowns  ~  “Voice Of Truth”

18)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “Dare To Be Stupid”

19)  Gwen Stefani  ~  “Truth”

20)  The Mars Volta  ~  “Roulette Dares (The Haunt Of)”

More “Angry” Songs

Didn't get your fill of "Angry" Songs last time around? Well, you're in luck! Here's a second and final installment of "Angry" tunes. You're welcome? Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  Billy Joel  ~  “Prelude / Angry Young Man”

2)  The Gaslight Anthem  ~  “Angry Johnny & The Radio / Blood Bank”

3)  Mother Mother  ~  “Angry Sea”

4)  Neil Young  ~  “Angry World”

5)  Barenaked Ladies  ~  “Angry People”

6)  Blues Traveler  ~  “Pretty Angry”

7)  The Everly Brothers  ~  “I’m Not Angry”

8)  Apocalyptica  ~  “Angry Birds Theme”

9)  Stonewall Jackson  ~  “Don’t Be Angry”

10)  Generationals  ~  “Angry Charlie”

11)  Anthony Hamilton  ~  “Love Is An Angry Thing”

12)  Noisettes  ~  “Angry Angels”

13)  Steve Earle  ~  “Angry Young Man”

14)  Joanie Sommers  ~  “Johnny Get Angry”

15)  Vixen  ~  “Angry”

16)  Don McLean  ~  “Angry Words”

17)  Radney Foster  ~  “Angry Heart”

18)  Alice In Chains  ~  “Angry Chair” 

19)  Styx  ~  “Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)”

20)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “Angry White Boy Polka”

Songs About Nerds, Geeks, Dorks, & Freaks

If I told you these songs were autobiographical, it wouldn’t be too far from the truth. The only untruth there is that I didn’t write them. Enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “White & Nerdy”

2)  Rocket Me Nowhere  ~  “If A Nerd And A Cupcake Had A Baby”

3)  KJ-52 ft. Pigeon John  ~  “Revenge Of The Nerds”  (With hidden bonus track: “Mullet Pride.” You’re welcome. And I’m sorry.)

4)  Busted  ~  “Nerdy”

5)  Jimmy Wong & Meghan Camarena  ~  “Nerdy Love Song”

6)  The Rubinoos  ~  “Revenge Of The Nerds”

7)  Green Day  ~  “Geek Stink Breath”

8)  The Smashing Pumpkins  ~  “Geek U.S.A.”

9)  Sugarplum Fairies  ~  “Geek”

10)  I Fight Dragons  ~  “The Geeks Will Inherit The Earth”

11)  Jason Mraz  ~  “Geek In The Pink”

12)  Bettie Serveert  ~  “Geek”

13)  The National  ~  “Vanderlyle Crybaby Geeks”

14)  Nerina Pallot  ~  “Geek Love”

15)  Procol Harum  ~  “Long Gone Geek”

16)  The Faint  ~  “The Geeks Were Right”

17)  PepperJill & Jack  ~  “Dork For You”

18)  Macey Erin  ~  “Dork Love”

19)  Reel Big Fish  ~  “Scott’s A Dork”

20)  Whodini  ~  “Freaks Come Out At Night”

21)  The Hawk In Paris  ~  “Freaks”

22)  Seals & Crofts  ~  “Freaks Fret”

23)  Elton John  ~  “Freaks In Love”

24)  Smile Empty Soul  ~  “The Freaks Are Coming”

25)  Kansas  ~  “Freaks Of Nature”

More Weird Christmas Songs!

I posted a collection of Weird Christmas Songs almost two years ago on my original blog, The Plural Of Hyena. Today, I follow those songs up with this brand-new collection of even More Weird Christmas Songs. Prepare to have your mind blown just a bit. Oh yeah, and while you're at it, you might as well...enjoy!  ~  JH

1)  The Ramones  ~  “Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight)”

2)  Max Headroom  ~  “Merry Christmas, Santa Claus”

3)  Carlene Davis  ~  Santa Claus (Do You Ever Come To The Ghetto?)”

4)  The Killers  ~  “The Cowboy’s Christmas Ball”

5)  Wendell Ferguson  ~  “Santa Claus Is Dead”

6)  Lou Monte  ~  “Dominic The Donkey (The Italian Xmas Donkey)”

7)  Jeff Foxworthy  ~  “Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas”

8)  Glad Fanny  ~  “I’m Gonna Lasso Santa Claus”

9)  Homer & Jethro  ~  “Santa Claus, The Original Hippie”

10)  Bryan Adams  ~  “Reggae Christmas”

11)  Mystery Science Theater 3000 Cast  ~  “Merry Christmas…If That’s Okay”

12)  Kanye West ft. Prynce Cy Hi & Teyana Taylor  ~  “Christmas In Harlem”

13)  DEVO  ~  “Merry Something To You”

14)  Marty Robbins  ~  “Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey”

15)  Loretta Lynn  ~  “To Heck With Ole Santa Claus”

16)  Kurtis Blow  ~  “Christmas Rapping”

17)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “The Night Santa Went Crazy”

18)  Tiny Tim  ~  “Santa Claus Has Got The AIDS This Year”  (There’s a supposedly innocent story behind this song – you can Google it – but I don’t buy it for a second. I think the song’s simply mean-spirited…and weird. Lest we forget weird.)

19)  Froggy Fresh  ~  “Christmas”

20)  Jan Terri  ~  “Rock ’N’ Roll Santa”

21)  Suzannah  ~  “Mom & Daddy, Please Don’t Steal For Me This Christmas”

22)  Mud  ~  “Lonely This Christmas”

23)  Rev Run ft. Ma$e, Puff Daddy, Snoop Dogg, Salt N Pepa, Onyx, & Keith Murray  ~  “Santa Baby”

24)  Heywood Banks  ~  “You Ain’t Gettin’ Diddly Squat”

25)  The Cheeky Girls  ~  “Have A Cheeky Christmas”

"Crap" Songs

In honor of the fact that both yesterday and today, I have felt like total crap, here's a mercifully short collection of songs with the word "Crap" in their titles. Despite what you might think, these are all pretty good songs. Enjoy?  ~  JH

1)  Neil Young  ~  “Piece Of Crap”

2)  “Weird Al” Yankovic  ~  “Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me”

3)  Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, & Robert Merrill  ~  “The Oldest Established (Permanent Floating Crap Game In New York)”

4)  Sparks  ~  “I Can’t Believe That You Would Fall For All The Crap In This Song”

5)  Irma  ~  “Watching Crap On TV”

6)  Custard ft. Daryl Somers  ~  “Music Is Crap”

7)  The Wiyos  ~  “Dying Crap Shooter’s Blues”

8)  Daily Thompson  ~  “Spit Out The Crap”

9)  Bubba Hernandez y Los Super Vatos  ~  “Crappy Boyfriend”